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How to be the perfect husband.I've been married for a while, and I can tell you it can be something. I mean she may not have all her oars in the water most of the time but she can be entertaining. I still remember the day I proposed too her, we had just finished making out in the parking lot of her mom's apartment building when I looked her deep into her eyes and told her how she's going to make a great first wife. Then I asked will you marry me, and I will never forget the words she said to me (Are you kidding, I can never tell?). But you have to be on the lookout you never know what she's going to do next. I remember one anniversary she said she would like to do something romantic, so I told her to let handle it. She had maid a comment about never seeing me in my camo face paint I were in the Army National Guard. Well I thought I mix it up a bit. So there I am I cooked a steak dinner for two with roses on the table, I put chem sticks under the bed and in the closet to create the right lighting too set the mood then I put on the camo and to top it off I put on my Kevlar helmet. So there I am laying there in nothing put my Kevlar and face paint when she comes in. She just stands there looking at me for a moment then turns and goes and gets some food and sits down to eat and watch TV. I felt so abused and not in the fun way I like. So just remember just because you think its sexy and romantic it dose not mean she will. But it is always a good idea to throw her a complement every once and a while. I every so often will look my wife in the eyes (It's very important to look her in the eyes.) and tell her how she's still doable, and she always says thanks for that. And always keep things interesting and try to play jokes on one another. But be careful women can be a little weird, like this one time she asked me to watch the door on the port a john when she could not get the door to look. And she actually was mad and surprised when that guy opened the door (I don't get it ether guys I laughed.). Well I wish you luck, and if I think of something else I will do this again.
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