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IndianaJeff Foxworthy on Indiana...................
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>If someone in a store offers you assistance & they don't work there, you
>might live in Indiana.
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>If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his
>forehead, you might live in Indiana.
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>If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in
>Indiana.
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>If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a
>wrong number, you might live in Indiana.
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>YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE HOOSIER WHEN:
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>1. Vacation means going north or south on I-65 for the weekend.
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>2. You measure distance in hours.
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>3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
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>4 You often switch from heat to AC in the same day and back again.
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>5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
>blizzard, without flinching.
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>6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events, including
>weddings.
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>7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
>unlocked.
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>8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use
>them.
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>9. You design your kids Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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>10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
>with snow.
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>11. You know all 5 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, Road
>Construction, & It's Hot.
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>12. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your
>blue spruce.
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>13. Down south means Kentucky to you.
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>14. A brat is something you eat
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>15. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole barn.
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>16. You go out to a tailgate party every Friday.
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>17. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
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>18. You find 0 degrees a "little chilly."
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>19. You actually understand these jokes and you forward them to all your
>Indiana friends.
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