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sleeping habitsi woke up my wife the other night with the following conversation:

Me: TIMBER!
Wife: What?
Me: TIMBER! Cameron Diaz (something something)... That tree is going to fall and hit the one next to it.

this was almost as good as the conversation in the middle of the night from a few weeks ago:

Me: (laughing)
Wife: What's so funny?
Me: Penguins... hehe.
Wife: What about penguins?
Me: They're hard to catch.

fin.

2 years ago | Comments (25) | + 231 Funny

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SailorTweek

RTX GUARDIAN

My husband does the same thing. He wakes me up with a Venture Bros quote or some IT tech babble.
It cracks me up everytime. XD

#1 Posted 2 years ago | + 2 Funny

Redlaw25

Waddler

Sleep talk is better than Sleep walking

#2 Posted 2 years ago | + 3 Zing!

NeoNK1

DUDE, I want what ever you are taking......seriously.

#3 Posted 2 years ago | - 3 Flamebait

harrow

i do that all the time, it's so embarrassing when you find out in the morning

#4 Posted 2 years ago | + 1 Funny

BlackPenguin

Guardian x3

I would totally pay money for your dream journal.

And yes, we hard to catch.

Post edited 5/19/11 5:05AM

#5 Posted 2 years ago | + 5 Funny

manofchance

Superhuman

sounds like some good dreams

#6 Posted 2 years ago

vpblack777

"Those crafty [black and white] devils!" --Sarge

How hard are penguins to catch?

A) very

B) extremely

C) Indubitibly!

#7 Posted 2 years ago | + 1 Funny

Panacamanana

Sponsor

I love having random out of no where conversations.

Really gets my friends confused.

#8 Posted 2 years ago | + 1 Ditto

Arcaded

Penguins

#9 Posted 2 years ago | + 5 Funny

Deanzo_

i've to hand it to you. them penguins are some slippery bastards.

#10 Posted 2 years ago

moiradracko

Workaholick

XD That was hilarious.

Reminds me of my two teens who constant HAVE conversations with each other sleeping. Its fun to watch and I get GREAT dialog for my work. None of it makes sense... that is the best part.

It says allot about a producer when he continues to make good quality comedy while sleeping.

*pats on shoulder* I know this feeling... I too do it.

#11 Posted 2 years ago

sgtjarresore

Irish Jedi

Very relate able discussion my sleep conversations have been recorded in the past and Im both awkwardly funny and scary

#12 Posted 2 years ago

Bravo0777

You are a genius when you are sleepy!

#13 Posted 2 years ago

Bleu_Ace

That's rather hilarious...and makes no sense at the same time. xD

#14 Posted 2 years ago

Timor_Kri

That is toatally and completely random and makes no sense whatsoever. I'm Timor and I approve this message

#15 Posted 2 years ago | - 1 WTF

RaptorGear

this is me in daily life but on purpose :P im even worse when im very tired... it is a gift you have there.Use it well.

#16 Posted 2 years ago

NVMidian

Sponsor

Haha, wow, that's even better than my buddies late night waking up and screaming in his wife's face then going directly back to sleep....or shoving her off the bed so hard in his sleep he sent her into the night table.

#17 Posted 2 years ago

Musicman842

Protector

His wife might need therapy after that.... :P Just kiddin'. Penguins ARE hard to catch but extremely cute. Check out the Youtube video of the penguin being tickled....

#18 Posted 2 years ago

jack_rabbit

In reply to Arcaded, #9:

Cute and cuddly boys, cute and cuddly.

#19 Posted 2 years ago

MrsKKBensen

Sponsor

I've had similar conversations with my fiance.

#20 Posted 2 years ago

OptimusPlum

I had a similar experience. Me and my girlfriend are on a plane to hawaii, and she wakes up from a 3 hour nap, taps me on the shoulder and says, "You know what I just realized? Stephanie Meyer, that bitchy bitch, writes drama books. we should f*ck her." She then went straight back to bed.

The look on her face when I told her........ priceless!

#21 Posted 2 years ago

theangryewok

my sleeping habit is waking up on the other side of the room.IM NOT JOKING!

#22 Posted 1 year ago

digitulaaron

penguins are hard to catch

#23 Posted 1 year ago | + 1 Ditto

THERIGBOSS

RvB 11

You will catch those Penguins one day.

#24 Posted 1 year ago

DocCrowl

Better than my little sister! She woke me up one night years ago (we shared a room) screaming "THE BLOOD! THE BLOOD! IT'S EVERYWHERE!" I ran to the l;ight, turned it on, and she was sitting up in the middle of her bed. I asked her what was wrong, and she suddenly (I thought) woke up and said "Why are you up? Go to bed!" I asked her again about her dreams as she lay down, and she just sighed and said "Tori go away, Mom and Dad leave me alone, Joe shut up, Jack go to bed." Noone but me (Jack) was in the room.... I didn't sleep very well after that...

#25 Posted 11 months ago | - 1 Lame

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