My power would be immediate learning. Touch a book, have absorbed it all... My costume would be a hawaniian shirt and a pith helmet with a flowered skirt and hiking boots. People would come to me and worship the Knowledged One.
I had an idea for a villain named sarcasmo, his sarcastic wit could debunk even the most earnest and virtuous of heroes, we would also play a game at work where you could pick any 3 marel abilities, mine was deadpool regeneration, colosus steel skin, and cable's telekenisis but that aside i feel obligated to post this:
If I could be a Superhero, I would be Awesome Man. I'd fly around the world fighting crimeAccording to my Awesome Plan. And if I saw criminals trying to lie Hurting other people and making them cry I'd haul them off to jail in my Awesome Van. Because I would be Awesome Man.
(Now some criminals want you to be a criminal, and they offer you things like drugs and alcohol, but we know what to do kids, we just say no.)
If I could be a Superhero, I would be Drug-Free Boy. Telling the world of the evils of drugs, and the lives that they destroy. well I'd take all the junkies getting so high With their needles and bongs and sticks made of thai as I'd burn them alive and I would squeal with joy. 'Cause I would be Drug-Free Boy.
If I could be a Superhero, I'd be Immigration Dude I'd send all the foreigners back to their homes For eating up all of our food And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot Like landscaping, dish washing, picking our fruit I'd pass lots of laws to get rid of their brood Because I would be Immigration Dude.
(Kids, you can make up your very own superhero. If you could, who would you be?)
If you could be a Superhero, Would you be Justice Guy? Making sure people get what they deserve, Especially women who lie Like if a wife left her husband with three kids and no job To run off to f...ing Hawaii with some doctor named Bob You could skin them and drain them of blood till they die Especially that mother fucker Bob Then you would be Justice Guy
Oh, I didn't mean to be subtle, I didn't mean to be vague Give her Mad Cow disease, let him die of the plague As long as they suffer for their terrible lie Especially Bob Then you would be Justice Guy. Then you would be a Superhero, like me.
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but that aside i feel obligated to post this:
If I could be a Superhero,
I would be Awesome Man.
I'd fly around the world fighting crimeAccording to my Awesome Plan.
And if I saw criminals trying to lie
Hurting other people and making them cry
I'd haul them off to jail in my Awesome Van.
Because I would be Awesome Man.
(Now some criminals want you to be a criminal, and they offer you things like drugs and alcohol, but we know what to do kids, we just say no.)
If I could be a Superhero,
I would be Drug-Free Boy.
Telling the world of the evils of drugs,
and the lives that they destroy.
well I'd take all the junkies getting so high
With their needles and bongs and sticks made of thai
as I'd burn them alive and I would squeal with joy.
'Cause I would be Drug-Free Boy.
If I could be a Superhero,
I'd be Immigration Dude
I'd send all the foreigners back to their homes
For eating up all of our food
And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot
Like landscaping, dish washing, picking our fruit
I'd pass lots of laws to get rid of their brood
Because I would be Immigration Dude.
(Kids, you can make up your very own superhero. If you could, who would you be?)
If you could be a Superhero,
Would you be Justice Guy?
Making sure people get what they deserve,
Especially women who lie
Like if a wife left her husband with three kids and no job
To run off to f...ing Hawaii with some doctor named Bob
You could skin them and drain them of blood till they die
Especially that mother fucker Bob
Then you would be Justice Guy
Oh, I didn't mean to be subtle,
I didn't mean to be vague
Give her Mad Cow disease,
let him die of the plague
As long as they suffer for their terrible lie
Especially Bob
Then you would be Justice Guy.
Then you would be a Superhero, like me.
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