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What I Learned TodayApparently Burnie is highly allergic to Sage. In an unrelated note I've decided to give up on Dove.
2 years ago  |  Comments (96)  |  + 368 Funny
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Anti-Burnie Soap
#1  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 13 Funny
Anti-Burnie Soap?
#2  Posted 2 years ago  |  - 8 Noob
Caboose is killing Church again I see
#3  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 120 Zing!
Ember FoxGirl
NODCOMMAND, don't you know.... Another word for a wise man is a sage? :D
#3  Posted 2 years ago
CaptainPlan8 Sponsor
#4  Posted 2 years ago
Ragnarok707 Sponsor
Next find some broccoli soap for Barb and Adam.
#4  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 17 Funny
cwhite90999 Sponsor
dare i ask how you found this out?
#5  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 6 Ditto
LDude Castor fiber
Burnie said he was highly allergic to sage on the podcast.
#1  Posted 2 years ago
I think that makes him an evil spirit. Now Griffon/Geoff have a "Get out of Burnie Free" card too.
#2  Posted 2 years ago
greenpuma88 Banana
I'm not sure I want to know how you found that out...
#6  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 3 Ditto
Linh PayItForward
Guess it was your job or the soap. The soap had to go
#7  Posted 2 years ago
TBSWK Best Nami NA
Was Griffon involved in this at all?
#8  Posted 2 years ago  |  - 7 Flamebait
grenou Audio Slut
I sense a video in the near-future....
#9  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 1 Ditto
Poison soap.
#10  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 1 Ditto
Anything else?
#11  Posted 2 years ago
I hope he has an epi-pen....
#12  Posted 2 years ago
GrimOne23 Sponsor
Burnies new mandate, no more soap.
#13  Posted 2 years ago
Murph Beardmin
Joel: "Hey Burnie, how 'bout a hug?"
Burnie: "Uhhh... k"
*Joel and Burnie Embrace*
Burnie: "You smell like a... spice.. rack" *Gasp*
#14  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 24 Funny
Jason: Now hurry up and die, you prick.
#1  Posted 2 years ago
Matt: this is't on the 5 signs of death leaflet....Burnie, BURNIE!!! He must be sleeping
#2  Posted 2 years ago
Bryher Sponsor
Next season the voices of Vic, Church, Lopez and the warthog will all be voiced by Joel.
#15  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 9 Funny
This is a good idea.
#1  Posted 2 years ago
Psycholagny FUCKTOPUS
The chocolate or the soap?

...better be soap.
#16  Posted 2 years ago
SailorTweek RTX BOSS
Sage soap? You're going to smell like a roast chicken?
#17  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 10 Funny
SailorTweek RTX BOSS
#2  Posted 2 years ago
Better not go around the Cannibals.
#3  Posted 2 years ago
This seems... too perfect...
#18  Posted 2 years ago
Ember FoxGirl
A sage saying: The language of friendship is not words, but meanings.

I think we all know what this means...
#19  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 4 Funny
Agent_Marsh Sponsor
#1  Posted 2 years ago
#20  Posted 2 years ago
caitlyn7679 Sponsor
Its always good to know the people around you weaknesses! And I like how RvB is coming true in the real world, Caboose is killing Church.
#21  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 2 Funny
Darkhologram Wind Waker
I can feel the love in the RT office.
#22  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 2 Funny
So now you know how to keep him from stealing your food. Use this information well Joel.
#23  Posted 2 years ago
$7 dollars a bar? hmmm seems expensive but I guess you can't put a price on keeping Burnie at bay....
#24  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 6 Funny
Burnie-be-gone. You sir now hold all the power.
#25  Posted 2 years ago
Cassner I am Senpai
Just burn some to get rid of the "evil spirits"
#26  Posted 2 years ago
Yes Master Joel. Whatever you do, we will do as well. *throws away entire soap supply*
#27  Posted 2 years ago
Burnie's allergic to cleanliness? D:
#28  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 5 Funny
rogue930 Im Batman
Please don't kill Burnie. Who is going to yell at everyone and eat their sandwiches if you do?
#29  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 4 Funny
I think Gus took over the yelling, and I'm sure Michael wouldn't mind eating everyone else's food.
#1  Posted 2 years ago
rogue930 Im Batman
Touche sir. Touche
#2  Posted 2 years ago
Jean110 Oh yeah
Well that's informative... Don't kill him too soon, you still need him to sign everything over to you first. Maybe that's how he died when you pushed the button, instantaneous exposure to sage soap.
#30  Posted 2 years ago
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