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niriall NOT ADORABLE
What if I spoke like a freelancer?So let me tell you about my first CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR?

It was a dark green CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!? that really shouldnt've been in a Texas climate. It was the worst color for a car ever. Of all time.

I really wish I had a lighter colored CAAAAAAAAAAAAAR?! so it wouldnt heat up so quickly.
Still I loved that CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR?!

My parents sold it when I left Texas, but hopefully when I arrive inside California (bow chicka bow wow) I will get a new CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR?!

You see, I need to get a job and it is of the utmost importance that I find a new CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR?! to get to work.

I have to arrive on time and climb to the top of the leaderboard, you know.

Hee. Freelancers are silly.
11 months ago  |  Comments (7)  |  + 35 Funny
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manofchance Superhuman
although if you want to get technical, no freelancer would say bow chicka bow wow
#1  Posted 11 months ago
niriall NOT ADORABLE
Thats why parenthesis.
#1  Posted 11 months ago
MoltenSlowa
So would you put down new CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR for the insurance?
#2  Posted 11 months ago
niriall NOT ADORABLE
No. I would put down new CAAAAAAAAR?!.
#1  Posted 11 months ago
DaftProdigy BLYEAH
It was the worst color for a car ever.
The worst color for a CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR?!

Post edited 5/31/12 3:36AM
#3  Posted 11 months ago  |  + 2 Zing!
niriall NOT ADORABLE
Woops! XD
#1  Posted 11 months ago
Red_Uncle
Well I'm sure it was a nice CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!?, but GRMFMGRMGFM!

Post edited 5/31/12 3:41AM
#4  Posted 11 months ago  |  + 2 Funny
niriall NOT ADORABLE
#15  Posted 11 months ago
#16  Posted 11 months ago
JunoDagger AgtMichigan
Never knew Washington had an ugly looking CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR?! But at least it wasn't pea-soup green...or the color of shit.
#5  Posted 11 months ago
niriall NOT ADORABLE
I hope my next CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! isnt a dark color...
#1  Posted 11 months ago
ladydonut
And now, we translate into Meta-speak

Mrrhm grarrhh rrrr MMMRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHH??

Grrr MMMMRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHH!? Grrrrhn rrrrhr ggrrr. Mrrggh ggrrhh. Grr.

Grrhn rrrrarrh MMMRRRRRRRRRHHHHH?! rrrrr ggrrarrrhh. Mrrrhn grrr MMMMRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHH?!

Mrrrhhh ggrrrr ggraarh, mrrraahh grrrhhhnnn (grrrarrarrrhh hah hah) grrrr MMMRRRRRRRRRHHHHH?!

Mrrahr, grrr rarrh MMMMMRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHH?! grahr.

Grrrrrrrr.
#6  Posted 11 months ago  |  + 2 Funny
Yes. Just yes.
#6  Posted 11 months ago
niriall NOT ADORABLE
r0
#7  Posted 11 months ago
LinaMCaboose
heheheh CAAAAARRRRR!!! Please tell me that wasn't part of the corrupted audio >_>
#7  Posted 11 months ago  |  + 1 Funny
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