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It all makes sense now.I became confused when I heard the word "Service" used with these agencies:

Internal Revenue 'Service'
U.S. Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Cable TV 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
State, City, County & Public 'Service'
Customer 'Service'

This is NOT what I thought 'Service' meant.

But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'Service' a few cows.

BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us.

11 months ago | Comments (13) | + 42 Funny

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TheNefasus

ExcuseExpert

#1 Posted 11 months ago | + 1 Funny

BaghdadBean

Wrench Wench

I would just like to say, in defense of Postal workers, that I'm pretty sure the U.S. Postal Service is referencing the "service" of its own employees--most of whom are pretty poorly treated in comparison to their civilian sector counterparts at UPS, Fed Ex, and DHL.

#2 Posted 11 months ago | + 3 Funny

Radius55

Site Admin

Except, I'm pretty sure the cows enjoy it.

#3 Posted 11 months ago | + 4 Ditto

FushigiHime

FREEDOM

now that's special service for ya!

#4 Posted 11 months ago | + 4 Zing!

MadCatKaine

Sponsor

but I have been to a "service" station and all I got was an oil change. "budumpbum"

#5 Posted 11 months ago | + 3 Funny

msenkarik

You and I serve the constitution... THEY serve the government. notice the difference?

#6 Posted 11 months ago | + 1 Ditto

death5750

Yes but we are the cows that example

#7 Posted 11 months ago | + 1 Funny

reSpawn

...you just figured that out?

...I always heard Southerners were slow.

...but, gee-wiz man!

#8 Posted 11 months ago | + 2 Funny

RvBRecruit

That figures.

#9 Posted 11 months ago | + 1 Ditto

DumpsterMutt

Tick Tick

Well, ya learn something new everyday. I'm just sad that today's lesson is called, "realization". As in, "Today, I realized that I was getting fucked."

#10 Posted 11 months ago | + 1 Zing!

LindaRoland