"Mr. Director, you have a giant erection." "Oh, uh, it's the pleats... the pleats in the pants. It's an optical illusion. I was just about to take them back... to the pants store. Oh this is embarrassing." [walks around] "Don't act like you're not impressed."
Post edited 7/03/12 11:30PM
Can we go back to wanting to hug Theta now? That didn't need brain bleach...
Looks like he has a little man in there...
Never mind!
Oh, and thanks for almost killing me. There was alot a laughing, then coughing.
"Oh, uh, it's the pleats... the pleats in the pants. It's an optical illusion. I was just about to take them back... to the pants store. Oh this is embarrassing."
[walks around]
"Don't act like you're not impressed."
ROCK LOBSTER!
The resemblance is uncanny...