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Nester82 BlargHonk
So on the way home...I am driving home and while stopped at a Red Light, a drunk girl comes up to my car and asks me to roll down my window. I do so and this is what she says to me. "Give me Twenty Dollars, and I will give you Herpes." I was like, "What did you say?!?" She repeats the Herpes line again, and I say, "Sorry, if you hadn't said Herpes I might have said yes, but I work for the FBI, so I will have to pass." To that she heard FBI and ran off. Silly drunk girls. :-p
9 months ago  |  Comments (3)  |  + 27 Funny
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Jacob Sponsor
...on a monday?!?!?
#1  Posted 9 months ago  |  + 2 Funny
Nester82 BlargHonk
I know, who knew?
#1  Posted 9 months ago
Schraver Lover
Hahaha!!!

Dude that's the best story I've heard in like ateast a month XD
This is why we love you man...
#2  Posted 9 months ago  |  + 1 Cool
Nester82 BlargHonk
Haha. I know, I am still laughing about the incident.
#1  Posted 9 months ago
Erkan Take it Easy
$20 for Herpes, that's obviously legit... you should have asked what else she had. $20 just for herpes seems a bit steep, I know people that'll give it up for much less.
#3  Posted 9 months ago  |  + 2 Funny
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