I want to tell you guys a story (and not abuse the new powers we have been given) :


One day, as I was walking along, a horny midget shouting 'Vaginas!' ran past me, while fondling a duckto which he proceeded to run though a Cruella Spider's web.

Then, out of nowhere, a struttering Sherlock Holmes strolled past, followed by the 43rd Action Man, who was in turn being chased by a Chupathingy.

I'd attempt to continue this, but I think I've annoyed enough people, so I'll head on over to ThinkGeek.