Why are you giving all the cool new pizza creations to foreign countries?

Like the new hot dog stuffed crust pizza, only available in the UK?

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Stephen Colbert did a funny piece on it (skip to 2:00).

Or how about the cheeseburger/pizza hybrid, the Crown Crust Burger pizza, only available in the Middle East?

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Check out the hilarious promo.

Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK PIZZA HUT? Y U NO LET AMERICA EAT THAT?