Well, back again...I meant to post yesterday, but I fell asleep instantly as I got home. I walked all the way home, plus I had like five hours of sleep the day before; although that's not so rare. I finally a-salted my Buddy Jeff the other day for his birthday, he kept running away every we approached him; that'll teach him to age another year. I should probably explain, if anyone watches It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia then they've probably seen the new-season episode The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention. Well, we essentially salted him just like they did to Gail the Snail. Still have to "bumrush" my other friend though. Bumrushing is what my group of friends have taken to calling it when we all beat on one guy, not extremely hard mind you, but still punch the shit out of him for about ten seconds. We do it for a variety of reasons: he's done something annoying, pissed just one of us off, or just to surprise them with a nice ass-wouping and keep them in check. Well, my friend Bryan's parent was supposed to give me a ride over to the elementary school so I could pick up my six year old brother. His parents have been very nice about it and have no problem with it. Bryan, however, has been a total douche saying, when I ask him if I can have a ride, "I don't know.... We'll see, we'll see." So after school gets out, I go towards the area where he gets picked up and he's not there, usually he'll wait there with our other friend Alex who Bryan has no qualms about taking home whatsoever. I head toward the hall and do a full circle around the school until I come back to where I started. I look to my right and see the two of them sitting down on this raised up area where there is a fence behind them and moss covering where their sitting, so from the other side of the fence I couldn't see them. As I begin to walk towards them, they get up and begin walking down these stairs that lead towards the school and away from me. Long story short (damn I hate that expression), they ditch me for no real reason except to be assholes and I have to walk home, not getting to my brother in time to pick him up. The worst part is that at one point I had caught up to him and was looking straight at him, but their was a fence between us. I asked him, "So, you think you're slick, hah?" and he replies, "We are." To which he runs off and, I'm assuming, gets in his mom's car. That pissed me off. Bryan is the least slick person I know. So now I've been planning an extreme bumrush on Bryan that I told him about and even left threatening messages on his phone about. For the past week and a half I've been messing with him, leaving notes taped to his locker with subliminal messages and glaring at him as I walk by, but when I talk to him I completely deny anything. When it happens ( I won't say it here on the extremely off chance that he reads this ) it will involve humiliation, sadness, and pain. Damn I can't wait! Anyway, what else is happening? Oh well, I should just type it now. I'm moving, it's been in the process for a while, but didn't think about it last time. Yup, moving back into my grandma's house because my uncle moved out of there and he was paying us rent. So now we can't afford this house. But enough of my sob story, in fact, I actually love my grandma's house, just gonna miss the privacy I get here. My dad says I can't play on my X-Box until we're completely moved out, but I convinced him to let me keep watching Netflix; he almost wasn't gonna let me. Which kills me, I was about to buy Abbey Road for Beatles Rockband and now I have to wait. The medley on there will easily get me the "Like a Million Suns" achievement. Which reminds me, how come I don't have the "First MIllion Users" award when only 800,118 people have registered with the site? And how is it possible that the first 5000 users has only 3,085 users with the award? That doesn't make sense. Anyway, I've been rambling to long.-G Out |
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