The Aventures of "The Scarecrow"What cruel and unusual punishment is this?! I have no recolection of events of my life preceding today. only hours earlier I awoke on the back of some vehicle, unable to move. One of the 'bendable men' within the vehicle lifted me off the back and proceeded to plant the crucifix I am now attached to into the soil. After some prompting for the fatter, less bendable man, the one known as 'Jackass' tied me onto this cross, which I was unable to prevent. I seem unable to move my body in any way. Jackass and 'Boss' then left me out here in the middle of this field.