||How to annoy people during School1) Play Chicken with random people in the hallways |
2)When writing an essay,poem or story write about how pointless it is
3)When taking a test, raise your hand and inform the teacher every time you complete a part
4)Ask to use the restroom every five minutes
5)When they ask you a question ask them how you will use the information in 10 years
6)Start a petition about the previous substitute
7)Explain in detail about your unusual bodily functions
8)Get the class to set the alarms on their watches at 2 minute intervals
9)When you don't have your homework, explain how you accidentaly spilled bleach on it
10)leave love notes on their desk and sign them with -Your Secret Stalker
11)give them a nickname & always refer to them with it
12)if they catch you breaking the dress code, name about 5 ways they are breaking it too & insist they get into trouble too
13)Whan changing classes, if the hallway is filled with a lot of people, go to a teacher & say "Can you hold my hand so I won't get lost?"
14)Talk about your many love problems and explain them in detail
15)Draw a smiley face on their hand with a permanent marker
16)Present them with a "Most Boring Teacher Ever" award
17)On the last day of school hug them & say "Finally!!Now I'll never have to deal with you again!!"
18)In class,especially if you sit on the front row,make a drawing of the words School Sucks on your paper
19)Ask why they're allowed to eat in class and when they say it's because they're the teacher acuse them of being an egotistical showoff
20)If you have a sub ask them repeated questions about your assignment, especially if they know nothing about the subject
21)From the very first day of school start a countdown of days until summer break
22)Come in class singing the theme song of your favorite show & get it stuck in everyone's head
23)When you're in the hall & they ask for your hallpass ask them where theirs is
24)Tell them their outfit doesn't match
25)Sharpen your pencil every 5 minutes
Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to move on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When you leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe you embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using it. If your professor objects, explain that you "can't stand sitting in this pigsty any longer." Keep vacuuming, grumbling angrily.
Brush your teeth during class. While doing so, raise your hand as if you have a question, and mumble your question incoherently while brushing, spewing toothpaste all over the place. If your professor objects to your actions, go on a tirade about proper oral hygiene.
Carve a bust of your professor out of cheese. Tie a ribbon around it, and present it to him/her at the beginning of class. Demand extra credit.
Come to class every day wearing scary Halloween masks. Try to get your professor to guess who you are. Shoot him/her with a water pistol, scream, and run around the room knocking things over. Say, "Pretty scary, huh?"
Come to class with a jar full of angry hornets. Five minutes into class, release the hornets, scream, and run away.
Dispute everything your professor says, no matter how simple. Try to get him/her to "prove" everything to you. Rant and rave about what a big liar your professor is. Yell at students who are taking notes, saying, "Stop writing down all these lies!"
Draw hearts and flowers on the backs of your papers and tests. Next to them, write things like, "You're the best, even though you suck" and "You're the worst professor in the world, but I still love you."
Every time your professor stutters, do a shot. If he/she objects, explain that drinking games make the class more interesting.
Get a monkey, and bring it to class with you. Tell your professor that you've hired the monkey to take notes for you. Sit back and relax during class, letting the monkey scribble on a piece of paper. When it comes time to write a paper or take a test, write down things like, "I wish I had a banana" and "I miss my tire swing." Assuming you get a bad grade, angrily fire the monkey in front of your professor.
Get the whole class to show up a few minutes early, and throw a surprise party for your professor. Insist that you can't start class until he/she has a piece of cake. Keep asking people when the strippers are going to arrive.
Hide somewhere inside the classroom. Wait for your professor to take attendance. Don't come out when he/she calls your name. Halfway through class, jump out and yell, "Just kidding! I'm here! Fooled you again!" Sit down and be quiet for the rest of class.
If you have an early morning class, get there before anyone else, and bring a pillow, some blankets, an air mattress, and an alarm clock. Wear your pajamas. Lie down on the air mattress with the pillow and the blankets and act like you're asleep. Have the alarm set for about two minutes into class. When it goes off, preferably very loudly, hit the "snooze" button and go back to sleep. Keep doing so for the duration of the class.
Instead of taking notes, do an abstract painting during every class. Call the paintings things like, "Professor Acting Like Mr. Know-It-All" or "Idiot Who Doesn't Know What The Hell He's Talking About." Give the paintings to your professor as gifts.
Keep "accidentally" setting fires at your desk. Burn notebooks, papers, or whatever you have handy. Whenever you start a fire, no matter how small it is, start yelling, "Fire! Fire!" and run out of the room in a panic. Don't return for the rest of class.
Show up to class about ten minutes late. Ride into the room on a bicycle, yell, "