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| SwordGod42 |
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24 year-old male from Columbia, MO
I'm a theatre performance major at the University of Missouri. I'm USDA certified "Very Sexy"
And finally, you should check out:
alexthehoopy.blogspot.com
Did I mention I'm a whore? Yep. A big ol' blogging whore. | Latest Post | |
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Zoinks!I decided today to chronicle my day at work. I work as a cashier at the university's bookstore, and recently I've been downstairs in the tech part selling computers. Enjoy!
9:01- Arrive at work
10:00- It's dead today. Manager tells me to clean the register area.
10:30- Almost sprayed myself in the face with cleaning fluid. That was close.
10:31- Just sprayed myself in the face with cleaning fluid.
10:35- Tried to wipe cleaning fluid off my face with cloth sprayed with cleaning fluid. World went blue for a minute. Eyes burning slightly.
11:00- Drank water. It tasted like ammonia.
11:15- I've set up an experiment: water, soda, and gatorade. A glass of cleaner is the control group.
11:17- Everything tastes like cleaner. Except the cleaner which tastes like snozzberries.
11:20- Drank cleaner to get rid of the cleaner taste. Getting dizzy. This could be a bit of a
11:50- problem. What?
12:30- Going to lunch. It's raining. Looked up at the clouds. Giant spray bottles, no clouds. No one else notices, even when I point it out. They just don't care.
12:45- I threw my McDonald's in the air, because everyone was STARING at ME because I made them call me 'The Cleaner'! They all looked away after that. Chalk one up to The Cleaner!
1:00- I'm back in the store. They're all looking at me again. Just because I have a 1/4 Pounder patty on my head. So close-minded...
1:37- They're whispering. It's about me. I can FEEL IT.
RAGE- The register won't work. It keeps talking and yelling and it won't stop! So cold...so ANGRY
The hour of cleansing- No more whispers. No more yells. It is quiet now. The downstairs is The Domain of the Cleaner.
Half past cleansing- You know, for The Domain of the Cleaner it's fairly messy down here.
Darkness- So red...so still...where has it all gone? The blackness is open. THe ammonia has come and gone. Soon all will be finished. Soon all will...
3:30- Whoo, must have dozed off there. Sorry it was such a boring day, readers. Time for me to get out of here. Wonder where everyone is...
Oh, well. Better luck next time!
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Alex | | Occupation |
Actor, Janitor, Cashier | | Birthday |
June 2nd, 1988 | | Interests |
Theatre Religion Martial Arts Zombie Hunting and Various Other Geeky Things (the capital letters mean i'm serious about it) | | Gamertag |
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Show 17 More | | Music |
Anything but the bands that you like. | | Movies |
The Last Samurai Moulin Rouge The original Star Wars Pirates of the Caribbean Lord of the Rings all Monty Python all Mel Brooks Office Space FFVII: Advent Children The Princess Bride Boondock Saints Airplane! Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon Hot Fuzz The Departed The Jason Bourne Series Batman Begins Equilibrium Thank You for Smoking and many others. | | TV Shows |
Scrubs The Office Arrested Development Flight of the Conchords Seinfeld Family Guy Futurama | | Books |
Douglas Adams Orson Scott Card Terry Goodkind C.S. Lewis Terry Pratchett J.R.R. Tolkein Harry Potter Catch-22 |
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