The Bus Ride with the Blue Eyed Girls.
Well the story begins at Disney's Magical Kingdom, on the bus back to our hotel. It wasn't co crowed, a few people standing but its wasn't all that bad. All that was short lived when a full cheerleader team got on board. Do note, there where no sits left, and there was already a few people standing. Well sure enough they all piled in making my claustrophobia
sky rocket. I have always wanted to be completely surrounded by girls but not that that ... never like that. They where maybe in the 9th grade, so you see my point. Meanwhile i was trying to keep my cool by talking to my aunt, thinking about running through fields of flowers but than this one cheerleader started to try to make herself the center of attention by yelling to her friends and of course making everything a big deal (aka drama queen). Oh but the fun begins, I looked over to notice she was staring at me, than when i made eye contact she goes and blurts out something to her friends. Oh so great, i got a lover now ... joy, an 9th grade crash on me. So i let it slide and continued on with trying to keep my cool. But of course she just had to get my attention, you know how younger girls are? ah yes, she just had to move her way through the bus to her other friends, which was located right in front of me. Joy, now she is going to try to find other ways to attract my attention i wonder how she could do that? Oh i know, how about leaning over to talk to her friends while putting her boobs in my face, which wasn't so bad, boobs are boobs no? Well if they all weren't wearing blue (some red) eye shadow, with sparkles and all that girly glamor, some of them could be somewhat good looking but for some ... not so much. But back on track with the story here, She than says her leg is itchy, pulls her knee up to adjust her ... i dunno what to call it, skirt? It was so short i looked like she was wearing nothing. She didn't stop there, that's for sure, once the bus gets the first hotel (there are three, sport, music and movies) a seat beside me become available and you couldn't guess who jumps right into that seat. Some times pasts with her leaning over me handing to camera to her friend which is now standing in front of me. More boobs in my face of course but than at the second stop, once the bus is pretty much only them, me, my aunt and some other people. She has to say, "We almost have the bus to ourselves now." Now my aunt has been trying to hold in most of her comments but this one slipped. "Ok so do you want us to get off and walk?" Yup, that sure shut her trap pretty dam fucking quick. Than of course my aunt is trying to cover her ass by exampling why she said it, mostly for all the other cheerleaders which sparked a conversation with another cheerleader. "Oh haha, it's ok we all laughed at it. So where you from?" I couldn't bring myself to talk at this moment, still trying not to laugh at the one girl. "oh we are from Canada."
"Windsor Ontario Canada."
One of the said, "Is that anywhere near Toronto?"
"About 4 hours south of toronto."
"Oh so your from Minnesota?"
"No, we are from near detriot."
"Your from Michiagn than?"
Than one of them asked, "Is Ontario in Canada?"
"Yes ... we are in the part of ontario that's about a mile from michigan."
"oh im so sry, I didnt start taking history until this year cuase i was in a catholic school."
"Don't you mean geography?"
And of course the conversation lead to her thinking Canada was just a big blob with a bunch of cities in it.
So in conclusion for today the sterio typical cheerleader are out there in herds but im hoping there is maybe one or two that are some what smrt.
Until next time, Cheerz.