20 year-old male from the Depths of the Sea I do a little bit of everything, from drawing, to writing, to filming, to building stuff. I enjoy helping people out and making interesting friends wherever and whenever I can.
The Perks of Being a Lifeguard*friend and I go to pool* "Oh hey it's Timur the lifeguard" "Oh hey it's Ed the asshole who thinks he can swim" "Since you're a guard, you'd be obligated to get in and save me right?" "What?" "If I , 'passed out and drowned' that is. " *winks* "No you're right. It would be my absolute pleasure jumping in and pulling you out. It would also be my absolute pleasure to give you CPR. Do you know how many inches I'm supposed to compress your chest?" "Uh." "2. Whole. Inches. I'm also supposed to break your ribs, it lets me compress your lungs more efficiently if you're squishy." "..." "Now lets go swimming."