DaDouche

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from Snowville, NY

    • DaDouche

      TV shows

      5 years ago

      There's a few TV shows I've been meaning to get into, but I haven't had the time. It's hard to get started with a whole new series because you've got to watch them from the beginning, and most TV shows suck at the beginning. But seeing as how everybody down in my unit is that they've got nothing but time, I figure I'll knock something out.

      Also, don't bother mentioning The Office, CYE, or Always Sunny. I don't like the Office, and I watch the other two already.

    • DaDouche

      New York

      5 years ago

      Okay, so I havn't talked about my trip to NY yet because I still havn't been able to post the few pictures I took (so few in fact, I didn't even get any shots of me with Vicky or Zach). So I'll just tell you guys right now, I had a blast. It was worth every penny spent, and I hope to go back sometime after the sandbox with a bunch of friends.

      I didn't get to chill with Vicky and Zach all that long, but they were great hosts when I was there. I played their games, peed In their toilet (with the door open... leaving the seat up when I was done), and ate their egg whites.

      I went to the Museum of Natural Hhstory and Times Square, but most of the fun I had was just when I was walking the city. There's a real life to NYC that I have never seen before in my life.

      So if you get the chance, stop by NYC. Eat some good food, sleep on your friends' inflatable matresses, and just walk around the city.

    • DaDouche

      New goals

      5 years ago

      I've been slacking on my PT and have been eating a lot of dog shit food. I've been Working out enough to maintain my PT score, but it's also reflecting in my appearence. So before I leave for the sandbox, I thought I'd set some goals:

      Short term (before I leave Iraq next year):
      -drop to 160lbs
      -run 2 miles under 14:00 minutes
      -do 80 sit-ups in two minutes
      -do 65 push-ups in two minutes

      Long-term:
      -I only have one long-term goal: I want to go to Ranger School and serve a tour with a ranger unit. I figure that that kind of experience will set me up for success that will last the rest of my life, military or civilian.

    • DaDouche

      I'm back on bus

      5 years ago

      Please make my ride more bearable by sharing jokes with me. I'll get the ball rolling:


      Three morons walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

    • DaDouche

      Pssst

      5 years ago

      Nobody tell the BARs that vickyface and peesox are makine pancakes. They might explode out of jealous rage

    • DaDouche

      I'm on a bus heading to NYC

      5 years ago

      I'm super excited too, it's my first time there. I don't get there until 3:25 though, so give me a text if you know my number

    • DaDouche

      Assassin's Creed 2

      5 years ago

      It's hands-down the worst game I've played all year.

      Everything about AC that sucked in the first game: the combat, the actual assassinations, the long unskippable cutscenes are back. A new element involves Ezio sneaking around in restricted areas full of nothing but guards, but it fails in comparison to better games because AC is about hiding in plain sight, not skulking in the shadows.

      There are some pluses in AC2. The setting is good, but not as compelling like in AC. In AC, Altiar played a key role going from city to city in the middle of two warring nations. And while each city was similar, you could clearly tell them all apart by their own unique architecture, even between the two arabic cities Damascus and Jeruselum. All the cities in AC2 clearly look Roman in origin, without much of a difference between one city to the next. Being able to blend into crowds is a plus, but it's kind of useless when the game is always pushing you to climb the ramparts and open the gate for your mercenaries, or when your target waits to reveal himself until a massive battle ensues.

      My dumbass should have seen it coming when AC2 was touted for having all new weapons and ways to assassinate your from 20 feet away, but I went ahead and bought it, meaning I can't buy Up or Star Trek anytime soon =(

    • DaDouche

      Some rough PT out here

      5 years ago

      I went on a tougher run this morning than I've ever been on these 12 months.

      Thank God I'm going to Iraq soon. The PT out here will kill me.

    • DaDouche

      Up is out on DVD!

      5 years ago

      I just wish I had money =(

    • DaDouche

      date tomorrow night

      5 years ago

      my friend arrives on post tonight, and he's bringing his wife's hot best friend. He's spent a lot of time talking me up, so I'm all psyched. Only... she's into football, like a lot, and I haven't watch a single game this entire season. So I'm sitting here memorizing Cowboys' stats so that I can at least run my mouth when we're talking.

      I don't know if I'm all nervous after being stuck at Huachuca since forever, or because I've never been on a blind date, but I don't think I've ever been this nervous about a date before. I'm too shy for a blind date :(

  • Comments (811)

    • Chi_Mangetsu

      Chi_Mangetsu

      5 years ago

      I know that, but some people have been known to get their panties in a bunch over such things.

    • Chi_Mangetsu

      Chi_Mangetsu

      5 years ago

      Btw, Flamebait wasn't me. That ain't how I roll, yo.

    • DinoBeth

      DinoBeth

      5 years ago

      Hey Will

      Haha yeah, will do! Jeff is coming down to visit me part of the weekend this week- possibly we can play then

    • Vicki

      Vicki

      5 years ago

      I already figured that. I'd just put everything in storage here, buy another air bed, and move nothing but my clothes, my kitchen shit, and my TV/xbox... heh. I don't need more than a studio apartment; it's only for six months. Just need somewhere to eat, sleep, and shit. I just DON'T want to go another six months apart if I don't have to. If they'll let him stay off post, then I'll be happy.

    • Vicki

      Vicki

      5 years ago

      I don't give a flying shit about PCS vs TDY; I just don't want to be without him for another 6-7 months. I have no problem moving on my own dime as long as they'll let him live off-post with me. I just didn't know if it was like basic where you HAD to live in the barracks and do room checks and up at the same time, eat at the same time, all that shit... or if you had the freedom to do whatever you wanted after the work day was over.

    • Vicki

      Vicki

      5 years ago

      So... dumb question time. While you were in training, were you REQUIRED to live in the barracks, or could you get housing off post if you wanted?

    • jeff

      jeff Shorts Forum Mod

      5 years ago

      amanda got married.

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      :(

    • puckplayer

      puckplayer

      5 years ago

      I'll go in tomorrow and request that day off work. So yeah, I should be able to make it.

    • Vicki

      Vicki

      5 years ago

      Dear Will,

      You were always a smart, clever, and slick shitbag. Now you just get to do it in uniform.

      T-minus 3 days until Jon goes in and asks if they'll let him re-up for 35F/G (if those are the designators... I've seen like, seven different things).

      xoxo,
      Vicki

    • fnvicky

      fnvicky

      5 years ago

      i will be so angry if i dont get to see you before you leave.