Mike Feed Me Memes

23 years old
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from Alberta, Canada

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    • KaiserKiwi

      3 months ago

      Hey man, whatever happened to the 12 new IB's you guys were gonna release? I get that everybody probably got busy but I'm just curious why we didn't even get an update on it.

      • Mike Feed Me Memes

        3 months ago

        January just started!

      • KaiserKiwi

        3 months ago

        Oh, they're going to be released this year? The IB website said they would be started sometime in August so I just assumed they would finish out that year.

    • Noah_and_the_arc_of_sin

      5 months ago

      any help with AHWU numbers? cant find where to post one

    • marth746

      10 months ago

      where did you go? I was expecting you to post the recap again after a while, but now Barbara is doing it. Anyway keep being awesome and I eagerly await the IB podcast.

    • HOWtwoROCK

      1 year ago

      I'm ready for 12 more epiosdes. WHile I want 30 I'll take what I can take

    • Christoph838

      1 year ago

      Literal idea> video game for virtuix omni and occulus rift where they can experience their own red vs blue adventure

    • A_Testudo

      1 year ago

      I hope You win another award. The things that you have said are what make me laugh the most. Good luck Mike and the Internet Box.

    • StryfeRyder

      1 year ago

      Thanks for the invite into AH, look's like quite a large crew!

    • Andy

      1 year ago

      Sup gaylord? smiley12.gif

    • Chad

      1 year ago

      No comments in 2 weeks? Shit, here you go boi

    • ShadowScale7

      1 year ago

      You and Gav are the best in the world. One of the biggest fans in the world and forever will be. Hopefully soon I will be working alongside you guys =). Keep it up!✌

    • JudaiYuki

      1 year ago

      I just wanted to say I love everything you and Gavin do! I've been a huge fan ever since I first discovered Rooster Teeth and I look forward to watching even more of your antics! Keep on rocking guys.

    • Caiti Velvet Scarlatina

      1 year ago

      You seriously rock smiley13.gif

    • AshleyBren

      1 year ago

      Darn you. I was going to submit the game Toejam & Earl but you had already done so! Aahhhh!

    • Tommex

      1 year ago

      Merry christmas mike smiley0.gif

    • cecil111998

      1 year ago

      Any updates on restock for RWBY merch. I would like to get a beacon academy jacket, but I have a short amount of time to get it. jw ty

    • flutterrage

      1 year ago

      So I heard you like Fluttershy. I too like Fluttershy.

    • NinjasparkxD

      1 year ago

      I think you will like this www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEPDg_osR0Y :D

    • aneurinh

      1 year ago

      I'm unable to watch videos when on my account for some reason. I'm a sponser too so I'm unable to watch sponser locked vids and its really annoying me. For example, I'm currently unable do watch the new RWBY vid due to a file error. Whenever I log out I'm able to watch stuff, but my sponser ship currently means nothing, meaning its currently deemed a waste of money. Is there anyway to fix it?

    • HOWtwoROCK

      1 year ago

      get people to vote GOTY awards.tiga.org/awards_vote.php

    • HOWtwoROCK

      1 year ago

      japan votes on favorite pony 1620574_794975270562151_1646255077130580

    • HOWtwoROCK

      1 year ago

      Internet box is love internet box is life. Internet box will win 2014 podcast awards

    • Zolin

      1 year ago

      Long time no talky! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?!

      Post edited 8/21/14 11:10AM

    • B0r1ng

      1 year ago

      Feeling sad Mike?

    • Brainier

      1 year ago

      In case the comments are fragmented, read from bottom comment to top.

    • Brainier

      1 year ago

      Everyone jumps off of the crane into the city. X-Ray covers any remaining air units, while everyone else forms a hard square perimeter, shooting anything that shoots back. Advance to the south. If and when a vehicle is located, Ghost and Javelin take it and find another one. They return with both vehicles and load everyone up. There is a hospital in the city with choppers on the roof. It's on Mason Avenue and Little Bighorn Avenue. Mike and Orion pilot, X-Ray and precious cargo shoot. The chopper flies away and escapes. The money is divided in the air.

      Contingencies:

      If there is no chopper at the hospital, check the vehicle impound station. If there are no vehicles there either, then cut south down the canal. On the left hand side, there will be a tunnel going upwards after passing the last bridge. Use it to go up and then veer left until the wanted level is lost, or hop on a passing train.

      If Ghost or Javelin die before bringing back a vehicle, then Mike forms a one man defense against the LSPD while Orion and X-Ray find their bodies and collect their cash and come back with the vehicle.

      If anyone other than precious cargo dies, then they are left behind.

      If anyone dies on the drive to the hospital, even if he was precious cargo, leave him behind.

      If three people die, EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!

    • Brainier

      1 year ago

      e money and climb the crane.

      If X-Ray dies in the construction site battle, and any members are at the top of the crane, then whoever reached the top first takes over. If X-Ray dies while the entire convoy I'd still on the ground, then Orion returns to the tank and fills in for X-Ray.

      If Jacker crashes the chopper or is shot down, crew switches to plan B (see "plan B).

      If any person fails to get inside of the chopper, he should have a parachute, so whoever and how many falls will reform the convoy and escape to the mountains, where Jacker will come pick them up to return to Franklin's house. If they don't survive that long, then whoever died is left behind after their money is collected if either Ghost or Javelin is among those who were unable to reach the chopper.

      If Jacker crashes the chopper or is shot down after escaping the construction site, whoever survived is alone, and no longer has a planned escape route. Do whatever you can to get yourself to safety.

      If X-Ray dies after the chopper escapes, then he is left behind. If X-Ray's death causes any problems in the chopper's escape, then the chopper will instead go to the nearest beach rather than Franklin's luxury house.

      If Jacker dies on his way to retrieve X-Ray/ anyone in the reformed convoy, then he is left behind. If anyone can lose their wanted level and make it back to the house will be included in the cut.

      If X-Ray/ anyone in the convoy die while Jacker is going back for them, then they are left behind after their money is collected if Javelin or Ghost were the victims.

      If Color dies in the construction site battle, he is left behind.

      If Color dies after the battle, then he is left behind.

      If Jacker/ X-Ray kill any convoy personnel and show their faces at the rendezvous, they are to be shot on sight.

      If Color is in the laser jet and he shoots down the Cargobob, anyone left alive has authority to eradicate Color.

      Plan B
      If the Cargobob crashes and everyone else is still alive, everybody parachutes off of the crane one at a time back to the convoy vehicles. Once everyone is down, the convoy moves west towards the mountains. The convoy goes through the mountain range to the beach, and from there a suitable number of water crafts must be captured so that the can all escape. Two people look for two boats, three stay behind for defense. The two return with the boats, and everyone piles in. Once the wanted levels are lost, then the money is divided.

      Implementation:
      First off, if Jacker dies at any point in the mission, then plan B is in effect unless Color is part of the heist. In that case, the convoy moves to the mountain range and defends it until Color can arrive with another Cargobob. If there is no seventh member or he crashes before he can
      pick up anyone, then plan B continues as follows;

      Once everyone reaches the top of the crane, X-Ray calls out plan B where Ghost and Javelin jump off the crane at the same time and get into the tanks. Mike and Orion go next to the van (basically the convoy's positions are now reversed). X-Ray jumps off to the west to get an early head start. Once the convoy catches up to him, it slows briefly to let him into the van, or if X-Ray chooses, then he can find a car of his own. The convoy continues to the mountain range, when it passes through until it hits the Pacific Ocean. The convoy stops at the beachhead and defends it. X-Ray and Mike leave to find two boats for everyone, while
      Orion, Ghost and Javelin remain behind. Ghost and Javelin remain in the tanks, as they are both precious cargo at this point. Orion covers the flank to avoid a sneak attack. Once X-Ray and Mike have the boats, they return to the beachhead to pick up the crew. The beachhead must get to whoever is closer. They escape to international waters and divide the money.

      Contingencies:

      If Mike dies before the beachhead assault, then he is left behind and Orion takes over for him.

      If Orion dies before the beachhead assault, then he is left behind.

      If Ghost dies before the beachhead assault, then he is left behind after his money is collected.

      If Javelin dies before the beachhead assault, then he is left behind after his money is collected.

      If Mike or X-Ray die on the beachhead assault, then whoever died is left behind. If they both die, Orion leaves to look for a boat.

      If Orion dies on the beachhead, then he is left behind.

      If Ghost or Javelin die outside of their tanks on the beachhead, then they are left behind after the money is collected. If they both die, then their money is collected.

      If Ghost or Javelin die inside of their tanks, Orion and the other survivor leave to chase Mike and X-Ray. If they both die in the tanks, the heist is over. Escape however you can.

      If Orion, X-Ray and Mike all die, Ghost and Javelin leave the beachhead and run north. Don't stop until you're free.

      If the one or both of the tanks were destroyed in the construction site battle, then nobody defends the beachhead. Everyone gets into the van and all survivors run for the nearest water crafts. Even if one tank is still there, it's not worth it, so leave it.

      If the van was destroyed at the construction site, then put a police car in the middle.

      If Orion, Ghost, and Javelin's beachhead is overrun, then Mike and X-Ray just escape out to sea.

      If all of the convoy's vehicles were destroyed in the construction site battle, switch to plan C (see plan C).

      Plan C:
      If every vehicle is destroyed at the construction site, then everyone parachutes back into the city. Working as a team, one person facing each direction (including up), advance until the first vehicle is found. Whoever can enter it can do so, and find another vehicle for the remaining survivors. Everyone goes south to meet up at the hospital, where everyone gets to the roof and steals the choppers to escape. The money is divided in the air.

      Implementation:

      If Jacker is dead, Color is out of play and all of the convoy vehicles are destroyed, the X-Ray calls plan C into motion (since he's the one that will know if he destroyed them). The plan works as follows;

      Everyone j

    • Brainier

      1 year ago

      Grand theft auto 5 crane heist.
      Requirements: 
      (Weaponry)
      Fully equipped team, minimum six members, with code names and masks. Tactical gear recommended. One person with a silenced sniper. Everyone needs a parachute.
      (Vehicles) Two military grade tanks. One Cargobob. One van (possibly armored truck, which will require the use of the silenced sniper). 
      (Names of six people) Gavin, Ray, Michael, Ryan, Geoff, Jack.
      (Code names for six people in previous order) Javelin, X-Ray, Mike, Orion, Ghost, Jacker.
      (Plan A)
      A transport convoy is arranged with two tanks and a van. Convoy stops at bank. Van personnel enter bank and retrieve the money inside. They return to their vans, and convoy is led to construction site of Los Santos. Rocket fire from construction site from one person, while the convoy stops at the site. Convoy abandons its vehicles. Silenced sniper shoots open the armored truck's doors if it is an armored truck. If not, then he is in the chopper the whole time. Then sniper takes cargo bob to pick up all team members except for the one with the rocket launcher. Rocket launcher gets inside of one tanks. Chopper flies away from the city (west). Tanks follows to provide ground support from hostile choppers. After chopper loses wanted level, chopper drops off crew at Franklin's luxury house. Tank person escapes into San Andreas' mountain range. Chopper goes back for the tank gunner, and picks him up to return to the house. Money is divided as equal as possible. If needed, either chopper receives lowest share or rocket launcher then tank gunner receives largest share. 
      Implementation: 
      The following includes specific person's roles. Mike and Orion acquire tanks for convoy. Javelin and Ghost acquire vehicle with back doors (preferably armored truck). Jacker acquires Cargobob and silenced sniper if armored truck is used. X-Ray acquires extra tactical gear and explosives. After all requirements are met, tanks and van meet up to form a convoy, with the van in the middle. They drive to bank without raising alert from local law enforcement. Ghost and Javelin enter bank and collect money. They rejoin the convoy , and proceed to the Alta construction site. There's a crane on Alta near Deven's first meeting area, the one closer to the city than the construction site. Post X-Ray on top with heavy ordnance and orders to kill. Jacker posted up on top of the construction site. The convoy arrives and its occupants vacate their vehicles. If the armored truck was used, then Jacker puts a few silenced shots into its back doors where Ghost collects the money. Then or if no armored truck is used, Jacker starts shooting at the police forces. Former convoy personnel climb up the crane while X-Ray and Jacker provide cover fire. When the crew reaches the top of the crane, they all fire upon the police while Jacker takes Cargobob and hover level with crane. One at a time, each person abandons position, goes to the east side of the crane (check your map), hops upon the black power box and enters the chopper. When everyone but X-Ray is on the chopper, the chopper takes off. X-Ray parachutes down towards one of the tanks of the convoy. Chopper flies west, away from the city, while X-Ray provides ground support against any air pursuers. Chopper flies away. After the wanted level is lost, the chopper will go to Franklin's luxury house, where the crew will be dropped off and Jacker flies back for X-Ray. While the chopper is getting away, X-Ray escapes into the mountain range near San Andreas. Jacker retrieves X-Ray and they return to Franklin's house. Money is divided as even as possible. If not even entirely, then Jacker gets lowest/ X-Ray gets highest.
      Other uses: (seventh party is Color)
      If another person is involved in the heist, then Color will lay in wait at the construction site an keep a low profile. After the Cargobob picks up everyone, Color enters one of the tanks instead of X-Ray, and X-Ray gets into the chopper.
      If another person is involved, then Color is an air support pilot, which will require color to steal a laser jet from the military base. Instead of X-Ray parachuting to the tank, Color shoots down pursuing choppers. 
      Contingency plans:
      If Mike dies before construction site battle, then he is left behind.
      If Orion dies before construction site battle, then he is left behind.
      If Javelin dies before construction site battle, then he is left behind after his money is taken.
      If Ghost dies before the construction site battle, then he is left behind after his money is collected.
      If both Mike and Orion die before the construction site battle, then the van personnel exit their vehicle and take the tanks instead.
      If the stars align and by some dreadful miracle X-Ray manages to die before the construction site battle, Mike takes over for him.
      If the stars align and by some dreadful miracle Jacker somehow manages to murder himself before the construction site battle, then Orion remains in his tank, and breaks off from the convoy to pick up another chopper big enough for everyone except X-Ray, and the plan continues with Orion filling in for Jacker.
      If more than three people die before the construction site battle, the plan has fallen apart. EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!
      If Jacker unfortunately shoots and murders one of the convoy members, X-Ray is given leave to murder him, and the plan switched to plan B (see "Plan B").
      If X-Ray unfortunately shoots and murders one of the convoy members, Jacker is given leave to murder him, and Orion takes over for him.
      If Mike dies in the construction site battle, then he is left behind.
      If Orion dies in the construction site battle, then he is left behind.
      If Ghost dies in the construction site battle, then he is left behind after his money is collected.
      If Javelin dies in the construction site battle, then he is left behind after his money is collected.
      If all four members of the convoy somehow die before making it to the crane, abandon the mission and run or have X-Ray attempt to pick up the money and escape in the tank. Jacker and X-Ray rendezvous at Franklin's house. If Color is in play, then have him pick up th

    • Snaaaake

      1 year ago

      Hey Mike!
      Thanks for all the hard work you put in with RTX this year...
      And Great Job with the Warthog (Assuming that was you) smiley13.gif

    • Freelancer Large Chief

      1 year ago

      Hey Mike, I appreciate you closing my ticket and everything, but the issue hasn't been resolved. Any idea who I can speak to about this?

    • MatthewPohl

      1 year ago

      Mike thank you for helping me recover my account I appreciate it!

    • ColeTheMeta Butt Toucher

      1 year ago

      So, how are you going to KILL Fluttershy?

    • RoyalGinger

      1 year ago

      Mike you have 69 friends! Rejoice! It's a sex thing!

    • CSudbrock

      1 year ago

      Hey thanks for the link to the FAQ but that doesn't really help me, my problem is that I've already purchased a sponsorship but my account hasn't changed and it says I'm not a sponsor.

      • CSudbrock

        1 year ago

        oh, sorry. for whatever reason it said that email was private when I looked at it. I guess it changed when I reloaded the page. thanks bud

      • Mike Feed Me Memes

        1 year ago

        Did you take a look at the second last question?

    • manofchance

      1 year ago

      wow you answered and closed my support ticket from 2 years ago lol

    • Joe

      1 year ago

      Fuck you.

      Love you <3

    • LJHughes

      1 year ago

      Are you going to intern at RT again?

    • Heretic798

      1 year ago

      How's Quake going?

    • AlwaysJack

      1 year ago

      I thought you were Michael Jones for a looong time...

      • Mike Feed Me Memes

        1 year ago

        No, it looks like me. That's what I look like. Why would fanart of someone else be my profile picture?

        That would be silly.

      • AlwaysJack

        1 year ago

        It looks just like him.... And wasn't mogar called mlp at one point or was that ltmkila.

      • Mike Feed Me Memes

        1 year ago

        How?

      • AlwaysJack

        1 year ago

        If only I had facial hair. But seriously though u obviously have your profile picture there to trick people.

      • Mike Feed Me Memes

        1 year ago

        I thought you were Jack Pattillo for a looong time...

    • Rablah17 'Chievo Hunter

      2 years ago

      Hey mike, I was wondering if you could change the date of birth on the site cuz I heard admins could do that. Could you please change it to the year 2000 please? Maybe? Possibly? smiley11.gif

      • Rablah17 'Chievo Hunter

        2 years ago

        Thanks

      • Mike Feed Me Memes

        2 years ago

        k

      • Rablah17 'Chievo Hunter

        2 years ago

        *change MY date of birth on the site smiley9.gif

    • KevinClayton

      2 years ago

      You lied about making a journal.

      • Mike Feed Me Memes

        2 years ago

        +1 Zing!

    • Donosaur

      2 years ago

      You have 69 friends? Never change it.

    • Quinneth

      2 years ago

      One more thing, how do I know if the achievement tile I submitted has been accepted?

    • Quinneth

      2 years ago

      Yeah I've been using true achievements, I just wanted to make sure that's okay. Thanks

    • Quinneth

      2 years ago

      When submitting achievement tiles do they have to be from xbox.com. I tried looking for achievements on Xbox.com but couldn't find any.

    • Rizmcd Willie Monster

      2 years ago

      Mike, you have the perfect number of friends! I'm so proud of you! (It's a sex thing) smiley12.gif

    • JjRaymond

      2 years ago

      Mike don't you think Fluttershy is amazing and a great singer?

    • bigfish62 Pizza+Beer+Friends

      2 years ago

      Get on the hype train Mike!

      Shaq Fu 2!

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      2 years ago

      Here are the results from the Previous Poll
      Internet Box Fan Favourite of Episode 69
      1. Dylon
      2. Barbara
      3. Andrew
      4. Mike
      5. Kerry

      VOTE NOW for the Internet Box Fan Favourite of Episode 666

    • danthemanthg

      2 years ago

      you like Canada

    • Afromaniac94

      2 years ago

      Dear Mike,
      I am a huge fan of the Mike and Westy casts that you do, but I have been missing them lately. How do you usually let people know that they are happening?

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