Mortphutemax

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from CANADA...FUCK'N EH!!!!!

    • Mortphutemax

      3 years later......

      2 years ago

      It's been 3 years since my last journal...so ,hows it going?

    • Mortphutemax

      "Well this is a pleasant surprise"

      5 years ago

      New Resident Evil: Afterlife trailer is out, glad to see that they made Wesker just as badass as he is in the video games. Enjoy.

      Click

    • Mortphutemax

      Halo Reach

      5 years ago

      I haven't posted a journal in some time, so why not start again with one on the contest Roosterteeth is holding for Reach.

      For the past three days I've wasted my time on Twitter attempting to get one of the Reach Beta codes, but so far all of my attempts have left me empty handed. So here I am, writing this journal in the hopes that I may be one of the lucky participants that wins a Reach beta code Roosterteeth. So to the fine people who have made me laugh for the past three years I have but one tiny request: Send one of the codes my way.

      That's all folks.

    • Mortphutemax

      So umm.....

      5 years ago

      ...I kinda went against everything I said before and got a.....Twitter Account. The line for those of you with the torches and pitchforks starts on the left...for everyone else....follow me, for I demand it.

      That's about it....

    • Mortphutemax

      Sneak Attack FTW

      6 years ago

      Hello good people who are on my friends list, And a gooday to all the others who will creep by my profile at some point in time. The Alien vs Predator demo hit the xbl marketplace last night, and let me tell you something...it's fucking awesome, I dont know wether it was the creepy ass feeling you get as a marine walking down a hallway the has been cast into total darkness by some asshole alien and the only light to guide you is a pathetic flaslight on your gun, or stalking your prey from the cieling as an alien or from the rafters as a predator hiding by his camo. Which ever it is it makes the game fantastic and fun to play, I can't wait until the 16th.

      Oh yeah, i recently joined Lockerz and have 19 invites to hand out, so if you want one leave your e-mail and i'll send you one. (Info on Lockerz found here)

    • Mortphutemax

      And from the ashes, another shall rise.

      6 years ago

      Hi people, hows it going? Really? Well thats good, just dropping by to say hi, inform anyone who cares that im still alive. It's been 6 moths since my last journal, some things have happened since then...like...um...I turned 19, which is the legal drinking age in my province....not much else to be honest, nothing really new has happened. Been playing MW2 and ME2 lately both are pretty cool games. Sorry i missed a few holidays...so like Happy Halloween, Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year to all who will read this and a big FUCK YOU to the rest.

      So really how has everyone been?

    • Mortphutemax

      New journal

      6 years ago

      Just to bump down my win from yesterday.........so hows it going world?

    • Mortphutemax

      HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      6 years ago

      I'M FEATURED FUCKING USER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......I actually dont know what to write for this, I thought when the day came i would have this big orgasmic speech about it...ummm.....Thanks to those you have already alert raped me.

      Now if you'll excuse me i have to go take a screen cap of the news page and change my pants.

      EDIT: Thanks in advance for the congratz on being FU

  • Comments (7902)

    • Firenomad

      1 year ago

      Greetings. How are you doing?

    • Firenomad

      2 years ago

      It has been a long time. How are you doing man?

      • Firenomad

        1 year ago

        I don't know how I forgot to reply to this I am so sorry. Life has had some pretty big downs with some little ups. I'm in that kind of strange spot where I am trying to figure out what it is I want to do. I've got a good job lined up for the Summer though so that will probably turn out well. How have you been? What have you been up to?

      • Mortphutemax

        2 years ago

        You know, I think you're the only person that still talks to me from the old days whenever I come around lol. I'm doing good man, how have you been?

    • Firenomad

      4 years ago

      Well it is has beeen quite a while. How have you been my friend?

    • NoGlove

      5 years ago

      check out link [link=http://http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16812156023&cm_re=capture_card_xbox-_-12-156-023-_-Product[/link]

    • lulrus

      5 years ago

      AGREED

      DO YOU EVER SIGN ON MSN?

    • lulrus

      5 years ago

      WHY HAVE WE NOT SPOKEN

    • Firenomad

      5 years ago

      Mort!!!!!! How have you been?

    • firebug19

      5 years ago

      Yeah, she is cute. She's also a bundle of mischief though lol wink.png

    • NoGlove

      5 years ago

      go on msn

    • lulrus

      5 years ago

      FUCKIN
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      MAGIC

    • lulrus

      5 years ago

      TONIGHT: YOU

    • lulrus

      5 years ago

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    • Yummers

      5 years ago

      Omg yeahh, just completly ignore him.. he would get soo pissed :D

    • Yummers

      5 years ago

      Hells yeahh XD hes an asshole :P

    • Yummers

      5 years ago

      yeah but not hard enough :P hehe

    • Yummers

      5 years ago

      Hit him*

    • Yummers

      5 years ago

      He never says it to me :O i shall have to him :D

    • Yummers

      5 years ago

      Hehe thanks XD suprised you remember me lol

    • Yummers

      5 years ago

      Yeah i did >.< hehe

    • lulrus

      5 years ago

      AWRIIIIIIIIIGHT

    • Jalnor Teal Ranger

      5 years ago

      Things are pretty good for me too... what have you been doing with yourself in Life After Mafia? I'm still associated with the game, although I rarely play at the moment... we've had so many changes and so few of the original players remain lol.png

    • Jalnor Teal Ranger

      5 years ago

      Greetings, Mr. Mort, I haven't heard from you in forever! How goes it?

    • haloscaboos

      5 years ago

      Yeah thats what I thought befor seeing that.

    • firebug19

      5 years ago

      Thanks smile.png

    • haloscaboos

      5 years ago

      Twisted metals sweet tooth.

    • lulrus

      5 years ago

      Yeah, I know that's not the Joker. But I don't know who it actually is. :P

    • Firenomad

      5 years ago

      Hello how are you Mort?

    • Thoragis

      5 years ago

      I TOLD YOU I WILL END YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FEAR MY WRATH OF THE WALL OF LAWL!!!!!!

    • Firenomad

      5 years ago

      Oh I still kick around in AOB and the other threads every now and then. (Now a continuation of AOB since they moved it.)

    • Firenomad

      5 years ago

      Nice. So do much rping anymore?

    • Firenomad

      5 years ago

      I'm doing pretty good. I just graduated a few days ago, and I'm set up to go to a nice college in the Fall. How is life treating you?

    • Firenomad

      5 years ago

      How you been Mort? Will you talk to me this time?

    • uhhguy

      5 years ago

      Oh, by the way, she didn't care for my crappy shaving.

    • lulrus

      5 years ago

      Enregard Mines (made around 20k in a matter of weeks), magicka regeneration, scripted spells, Vampire-Werewolf, Vampire Embrace, werewolf package, Lichcraft 2 and Werewolf Forget. Downloaded Masterchief Armor + Energy Sword a few minutes ago.

    • Thoragis

      5 years ago

      :P now you have OFFICIALLY been picture raped my friend :P lol, btw im mad that double xp is freaking grif ball >:(

    • firebug19

      5 years ago

      They must have extremely fast internet and copy/paste skills.

    • lulrus

      5 years ago

      Ha, we downloaded at the same time. Want my mod list?

    • Thoragis

      5 years ago


      "I like to think of myself as a work of art that took 18 years to perfect, the only problem is it sits up in an attic never being displayed to the public and never being admired by those who like fucked up master pieces." ~ Mortphutemax


      I really don't know what they call it up in the foreign land of canadia, BUT in AMERICA ITS CALLED BEING CON SEEDED!! BUT anyways mort.... tonight... we dine IN HELL! aka halo 3 point still being lets kick some azz! ya i said it -.- i replaced s's with z'z lol AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!

    • TheForge

      5 years ago

      oh yeah, sorry, I forgot.

      Note to self: Mort no longer RPs

      Post edited 2/25/10 12:06PM

    • TheTaco007

      5 years ago

      A torch? Are you kidding? I have a medieval siege catapult!

    • firebug19

      5 years ago

      My boyfriend has done the predator campaign, it's pretty cool. We've both played a game of predator hunt as well, but there were only 3 players, so it could have been better.

    • firebug19

      5 years ago

      Awesome. Do you like survival mode? Which campaign did you do first? I haven't had a chance yet to play the campaign, but I might try the alien one first.

    • wolfsbane85

      5 years ago

      dude i don't know about school tomorrow either another 6-8 inches probably

    • TheForge

      5 years ago

      how come?

    • TheForge

      6 years ago

      join my group?
      redvsblue.com/groups/profile.php?id=8915

    • TheForge

      6 years ago

      so is that a no?

    • wolfsbane85

      6 years ago

      vagina

    • wolfsbane85

      6 years ago

      fucking anythign and you should add my yahoo it wont let me download msn messenger

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