asianeyes

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from Katy/Houston, TX

    • asianeyes

      The Trolls

      4 years ago

      They have been busy. 5 more days until I shut this account down. If I haven't answered your pm's I will soon.

    • asianeyes

      Quite honestly, I think I'm done

      4 years ago

      Some of the tasteless trolls on this website make me sick.

      If you want to keep in touch with me, send me a PM so I can give you some contact info. I'll delete this account in a week or so.

    • asianeyes

      EPIC Night

      4 years ago

      1. Buy EPIC boobies dress depicted in default picture.
      2. Wear EPIC boobies dress depicted in default picture.
      3. Go to a pre-arrange meet up with a bunch of strangers and one of the hippest restaurants in the city of Houston.
      4. Text your girlfriend that loves that particular restaurant where you are. If you play your cards right, conversation will go as follows:

      Me: At Straits without my woman!
      Gf: I can get showered and stuff and meet you up. I've got my car now.
      Me: Yessss! I need my sexy arm candy!
      Gf: K lemme get off my ass starting right now! Are you going to be my man tonight and buy me a drink or do I need to start pre-drinking?
      Me: I'll be your man. There are also men here with me.
      Gf: Woo hoo! I better get sexy.

      5. Talk said girlfriend up and get every one excited that she is coming because she is apparently EPIC. While chatting up strangers, find out they are BP damage consultants and make EPIC dough. Ka-Ching!
      6. Get drunk on someone else's dime.
      7. Greet EPIC girlfriend in a lesbian-ish way because you are drunk when she shows up.
      8. Forget what happens from then until you convince everyone to go to a Korean karaoke bar down the street because you are drunk.
      9. Laugh like a maniac while a bunch of drunk white men stumble around with microphones singing Zombie by Cranberries.
      10. Realize that you shouldn't be laughing because you did it the same thing before they did and the only reason you aren't doing it is because you don't have a mic at the moment.
      11. Have EPIC girlfriend motor boat you and give you a lap dance to encourage rich consultant group's generosity.
      12. Somehow get a hold of the mike again.
      13. Say good bye to rich consultants at 1 AM because they have to work.
      14. Go to another bar with EPIC girlfriend.
      15. Get even drunker and someone else's dime, because you have EPIC boobies that look EPIC in your boobie dress.
      16. Meet your EPIC girlfriend's sex god of a neighbor at the bar. Drive him home because he live right next to your girlfriend.
      17. Become utterly confused when girlfriend pushes you into his apartment and proceeds to roll around on the floor with you, while saying, "I know you are curious! We can have a threesome!"
      18. Laugh it off when sex god says no, because he is honest to goodness sick and is okay with boning your girlfriend because he has been there and done that before but would rather make a good impression on me because if he were to fool around with me, he wants to make sure it is good enough that I'd come back for more.
      18. Go next door to girlfriend's place because, I'm hungry, she is horny and I'm tired.
      19. Eat, remember you left your purse at sex god's place and walk in on them going at it.
      20. Laugh because you knew that is how it was going to go down while you grab your purse, go back next door and crawl into bed.
      21. Wake up to happy girlfriend saying, "Thanks for getting me laid."
      22. Insist that you are too tired when your girlfriend tries to roll you over on you back to return the favor.
      23. Wake up feeling like a champ because you don't have a hangover, even after having 8 shots of hard liquor the night before. Then laugh at your girlfriend because she does.
      24. Check your phone to find a bunch of new FR's on facebook, missed calls and tons of text messages thanking you for making the night EPIC.
      25. Get text from girlfriend asking if it is okay to give sex god your number.

      That's how you have an EPIC night.

    • asianeyes

      Grr`

      4 years ago

      I hate Valentines Day.

      That is all.

    • asianeyes

      If you are a light weight

      4 years ago

      Never drink 5 glasses of Sangria amongst Houston's top ELITE socialites. You will regret it.

    • asianeyes

      I hate cops... now I want to be one? WTF

      5 years ago

      I'm considering becoming a police officer. Why? No, I'm not applying just so I can own a pair of handcuffs. About a year ago a couple of officers said that they needed a mind like mine on the force and that I'd make a good detective. I DID solve more crime on the property that I was leasing at than all 14 of our HPD courtesy officers combined, BUT I brushed them off because I assumed they just wanted their referral bonuses (they get money for recruiting newbies) and didn't think they were being genuine about it.

      This weekend my brother ran away from home and was gone for three days. My dad filed a runaway report and wouldn't let me in on the action.

      I finally broke him down and made him let me help and it took me 5 minutes to find out where he was and another 10 minutes to pick him up. This is with police already on the case for about 2 days.

      Oh... also, I can do this at 100 yards:

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      Oh... and some douche bit me in a club this weekend. Just randomly grabbed my arm and bit me. Fucker.

    • asianeyes

      Its cold!

      5 years ago

      It was nice to wake up under the comforter with someone who radiates heat like a furnace.

      So... 26 year old virgin boytoy wants things to be more serious and is making it obvious by pushing the idea of a road trip here in the very near future. Not sure how I feel about that yet.

  • About Me

    I DO NOT ACCEPT RANDOM FRIENDS REQUESTS!

    I would like to enjoy some pleasant internet banter with you before I accept you as a friend. Please make an effort.


    I'm half Korean... half everything else. Raised in Texas and I love a good steak and some bbq.

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    For those of you that wish to stalk me discreetly.

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  • Comments (575)

    • dreamcast717

      4 years ago

      Probably!

    • Radius55 Site Admin

      4 years ago

      Well, right about now, I was originally planning to be announcing that tickets for RvB:TX were on sale. Unfortunately, that's not going to be the case. You might have heard that the RT staff has their own event planed for late May. We, the organizers of RvB:TX, don't feel it will be possible to compete with a larger and better organized event, so we're officially canceling our event.

      But all is not lost! We're keeping the group page for two reasons:

      1) RvB:TX will now be a hub for all RT fans in and around Texas. We'll keep people up to date on RT related events in and around Texas, from small meet ups to the RoosterTexas event the staff is planning. If you have not already done so, please watch the group to stay up to date on the news.

      2) We're planning a smaller get together in Austin this winter. It won't be as big as our original plans, but it'll still be a chance for fans to get together and have fun.

      For more details, please see the journal here.

    • KoreanWonder

      4 years ago

      they were easier to accomplish when i was still in school :(

    • dreamcast717

      4 years ago

      SHAZZAAAAAAMMM

    • MMP_Sarge

      5 years ago

      ya i had my v card for a long time for religious reasons but after a while somethings just have to give....nothing more frustrating than sexual tension

    • dreamcast717

      5 years ago

      Oh, well that's alright I guess. It would be better if it was a sexy picture of me though.

    • AgntVirginia

      5 years ago

      lol. That gif of the kamehameha is priceless. XD

    • Linh Invisble

      5 years ago

      aww thats lame sorry bout that.. rvb said that the comment wasnt posted and i didnt realise >.>

    • ZetaZasco

      5 years ago

      Not a snuggie... ...just a regular blanket!!

    • gamefan56

      5 years ago

      Do you mean that bet on whether she would date someone or not?

    • EmpressDarth

      5 years ago

      I love it :) did you have a good thanksgiving?

    • Linh Invisble

      5 years ago

      lol right?

      some guys look so damn hot

    • Linh Invisble

      5 years ago

      Men in Uniform yes or no?

    • EmpressDarth

      5 years ago

      Very cute!!! Whats her name?

    • EmpressDarth

      5 years ago

      what kind of puppy? how old is it? (boy or girl?)

    • EmpressDarth

      5 years ago

      I am trying, I've been busy :) I guess thats not really an excuse but things happen. What have you been up to? How's life?

    • EmpressDarth

      5 years ago

      hey! how are you? i like the hadouken video ^^

    • Linh Invisble

      5 years ago

      what happened? i was at a bus stop waiting for the bus with my bf but he decides to run home to get something i had my iPod in my ears and just dancing a little at the bus stop its a relatively busy road depending on the time of day. A white car pulls up close by and i stop dancing and just watch the car but lucky for me my bf was heading back so the car pulled back on to the road and drove off.

      My bf goes aww look Linhy you scared them off i was thinking o.O but he was joking

    • BlackDaRippa

      5 years ago

      In reply to asianeyes, #7:

      Haha that second statement i think got answered in agreement in the first one xD

    • BlackDaRippa

      5 years ago

      See i think u just nailed down the best example with that song, i totally forgot about it. Yes i feel she needs to get her own style but in her mind she figures that if she robs that style and attempt to familiarize it with "Common American Music" She would look unique when she is Far from it. I used to like Nicki Minaj because of the song "your Love'" but anymore she just annoys me -.-..

    • BlackDaRippa

      5 years ago

      Hmm u definitely got a point, thats a true statement, she has been around for a while but her crazy style did change alot than what she was in the beginning.... i have not a clue then to be honest, i must assume it is for publicity because they got us talking about it now and the fact u posted it up in a journal like u did got them even more views :O. So that could play a part.

    • Linh Invisble

      5 years ago

      ooooooooooooooooooooo

    • BlackDaRippa

      5 years ago

      omgosh!!! violent violent >.< u gunna hurt mi hands :'O!!!!

    • Suto_Griff

      5 years ago

      Cute gif. Gotta love it!

    • Jim_Survak SEC Master Race

      5 years ago

      Oh yea. Saw that waaaaay back.
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    • Jim_Survak SEC Master Race

      5 years ago

      So I was out last night with the coworkers & there was extensive talk about "Unlocking Achievements" (see out convo froma month ago if you don't recall).

      Also I got one of my co-worker's 2year to say Haouken
      She goes, "What does Greg say?"
      And the little kid goes " 'adouken!" (he's got trouble with the letter H still)

      Saw your little sponsor comment to I had to bring it up.
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    • Linh Invisble

      5 years ago

      lol right! sounds like fun.. just be careful.. the line to love and a relationship can be very thin and you may end feeling more than you first anticipated

    • Linh Invisble

      5 years ago

      he's older than you so he cant be a boy toy right? i always thought boy toy meant younger than you lmao

      oh well guess im a douche lol!

    • dreamcast717

      5 years ago

      You know, she has a boyfriend. And I'm just not attracted enough to her...

      Though the other ginger at the party.... Single and yuum yuum

      Cop uniform:

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    • noob55

      5 years ago

      Hey how are you and whats up? I noticed your profile and commented on a few of your immages and your journal and i thought of saying hello. I am Eric and it is a pleasure to meet you. Also i liked your profile and you have alot of nice pictures =)

    • kriss Forum Mod

      5 years ago

      Either he's dealing with the BS that happened the last couple weeks or he's just being retarded. Either way, go out and do something fun. You don't need that in your life right now.

    • KoreanWonder

      5 years ago

      that's not complicated enough. there's always a lot of people messing other stuff up

    • kriss Forum Mod

      5 years ago

      :( Wonder what's up. Have you tried contacting him and he's not responding? If he isn't, maybe he just needs some space or it's time to let him just do his thing and find someone else... that's a shitty situation.. sorry you're going through it.

    • KoreanWonder

      5 years ago

      Thanks i think. I like a wider variety of music than just that genre though :)

    • Jim_Survak SEC Master Race

      5 years ago

      But I said it first.
      It's patented.
      Pending #15589257651681
      Look it up.
      Your idea perhaps, but I implemented it! (Lawyer says I shouldn't admit to whether or not you came up with the idea first or not. Not that I'm suggesting you did. No one said that. Stop putting words in my mouth.)

      Anyway...
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      /heist

    • Jim_Survak SEC Master Race

      5 years ago

      I think I'm going to rename "orgasms" to "achievements" in my sex life.
      "OH! Achievement unlocked."
      Fun times, fun times.
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    • Jim_Survak SEC Master Race

      5 years ago

      Yea. Office desk, 2am. Gotta have a big dick I mean, 'be important' for that.
      harhar
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    • DSchneider

      5 years ago

      Sorry to say that one isn't from me.

    • Lord_Taco

      5 years ago

      Hey there

    • KoreanWonder

      5 years ago

      I'm not addicted to cigarettes. Never have been, but I used to smoke a bunch at bars and what not to save money. I quit at graduation like I pretty much vowed I would but missed the habit of doing it. I learned about the electronic ones and there doesn't seem to be much (if any) downside to them. I would definitely recommend it!!

    • Thoric Yikes

      5 years ago

      Hot and Nerdy competition is up make sure you let all your friends know and get them to vote for you!

      redvsblue.com/groups/forum/viewTopic.php?id=20460

      Good Luck! smiley0.gif

    • Linh Invisble

      5 years ago

      gotta find a partner for that

    • Linh Invisble

      5 years ago

      ways to de-stress in no particular order....

      smiley9.gif sex
      smiley9.gif exercise
      smiley9.gif gaming
      smiley9.gif shopping
      smiley9.gif yoga
      smiley9.gif tai chi
      smiley9.gif meditate

      just to name a few

    • kriss Forum Mod

      5 years ago

      Dawwwwwwwwwwww ^^ smiley12.gif

    • dreamcast717

      5 years ago

      Meee ttoooo. I'm at work much longer than I'd like to be this week. =(

      Rolling out our new Document Management System = Long Nights. So I'm here for the third night this week until laaatttteeee. Watching a installations .... haha

    • kriss Forum Mod

      5 years ago

      Psh, please girl, you're freakin hawt. That is all.

    • Thoric Yikes

      5 years ago

      Wow.... I don't think I could have done better that's going to be an awesome match up next week.

    • kriss Forum Mod

      5 years ago

      Orly??? Haha, sure thing. Best of luck! =)

    • dreamcast717

      5 years ago

      Sup hot stuffs?

    • Thoric Yikes

      5 years ago

      oh yes definitely now that I know you haven't been in a competition before, have anyone in mind you would like to go against?

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