biotom

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    • biotom

      I'm retarded

      6 years ago

      If'n you were wonderin' I'm also gay...

    • biotom

      this is maddness

      6 years ago

      maddness. THIS IS THE SPARTAN LASER. bbbbbbbbbbbbhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • biotom

      chuck norris or spawn

      6 years ago

      these people are badass

    • biotom

      the ultimate showdown

      6 years ago

      Old Godzilla was hoppin' around
      Tokyo city like a big playground
      When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
      And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade
      Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
      But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
      Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-fu
      When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
      And he started beating up Shaquille 'o' Neal
      Then they both got flattened by the batmobile
      Before it could make it back to the batcave
      Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
      And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
      And blew Batman away with a ratatattat
      But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
      Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

      (Chorus)
      This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
      Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
      And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
      This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

      Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
      Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out crime
      And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
      But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
      And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
      When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
      But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
      Idiana Jones took him out with his whip
      Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
      And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
      'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
      And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
      Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
      While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault
      Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in they air
      Then they both got hit by a Carebear stare

      (Chorus)
      This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
      Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
      And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
      This is the ultimate showdown...

      Angels sang out... in immaculate chorus...
      Down from the heavens... descended Chuck Norris...
      Who delivered a kick... which could shatter bones...
      Into the crotch... of Indiana Jones...
      Who fell over on the ground... writhing in pain...
      As Batman changed back... into Bruce Wayne...
      But Chuck saw through... his clever disguise...
      And he crushed Batman's head... in between his thighs
      Then Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the white,
      And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight,
      And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie,
      And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambie the genie,
      Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader,
      Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,
      Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan,
      Spock, The Rock, Doc Oct, and Hulk Hogan
      All came out of nowhere lightning fast
      And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
      It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
      With civilians looking on in total awe
      The fight raged on for a century
      Many lives were claimed but eventually
      The champion stood the rest saw the better
      Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater

      (Chorus)
      This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
      Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
      And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
      This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)
      This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)
      This is the ultiamte showdown of ultimate destiny

    • biotom

      kickapoo

      6 years ago

      ..::Jack Black (Narrator)::..
      A long ass fuckin' time ago,
      In a town called Kickapoo,
      There lived a humble family
      Religious through and through.
      But hey there was a black sheep,
      And he knew just what to do.
      His name was young J.B.
      And he refused to step in-line.
      A vision he did see of
      Fuckin' rockin' all the time.
      He wrote a tasty jam
      And all the planets did align.

      ..::Jack Black (Son)::..
      Oh the dragons balls were blazin'
      As I stepped into his cave.
      Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles,
      With a long and shiney blade!
      'Twas I who fucked the dragon,
      Fucka lie sing fuck a loo!
      And if you try to fuck with me,
      Then I shall fuck you too!
      Gotta get it on in the party zone!
      I gots to shoot a load in the party zone!
      Gotta lick a toad in the party zone!
      Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!

      AHHHHHHH

      ..::Meat Loaf (Father)::..
      You've disobeyed my orders son,
      Why were you ever born?
      Your brother's ten times better than you,
      Jesus loves him more.
      This music that you play for us
      Comes from the depths of hell.
      Rock and roll's the devil's work,
      He wants you to rebel.
      You'll become a mindless puppet;
      Beelzebub will pull the strings!
      Your heart will lose direction,
      And chaos it will bring.
      You'd better shut your mouth,
      You better watch your tone!
      You're grounded for a week with no telephone!
      Don't wanna hear you cry,
      Don't wanna hear you moan!
      You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home!

      ..::Jack Black (Son)::..
      Dio can you hear me?
      I am lost and so alone...
      I'm askin' for your guidance,
      Wont ya come down from your throne?
      I need a tight compadre
      Who will teach me how to rock.
      My Father thinks you're evil,
      But man, he can suck a cock.
      Rock is not the devil's work,
      It's magical and rad.
      I'll never rock as long as I am
      Stuck here with my Dad...

      ..::Ronnie James Dio (Dio poster)::..
      I hear you brave young Jables,
      You are hungry for the rock.
      But to learn the ancient method,
      Sacred doors you must unlock.
      Escape your father's clutches,
      And this oppressive neighborhood.
      On a journey you must go,
      To find the land of Hollywood!
      In The City of Fallen Angels,
      Where the ocean meets the sand,
      You will form a strong alliance,
      And the world's most awesome band!
      To find your fame and fortune,
      Through the valley you must walk.
      You will face your inner demons.
      Now go my son and rock!

      ..::Jack Black (Narrator)::..
      So he bailed from fucking Kickapoo
      With hunger in his heart.
      And he journeyed far and wide
      To find the secrets of his art.
      But in the end he knew
      That he would find his counterpart.
      Rooooock!
      Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock.
      Raye-yayayayaye-ya ROCK!!

    • biotom

      yo yo yo

      6 years ago

      i haw world of warcraft.

    • biotom

      new codes

      6 years ago

      *Cannonbolt: swor
      *Wildvine: rame
      *Heatblast: kenm
      *Fourarms: nori
      *Diamondhead: taki
      *Wildmutt: bric
      *Ghostfreak: rsam
      *XLR8: wjas
      *Stinkfly: aval
      *Upgrade: funa
      *Upchuck: bafa
      *Benwolf: ypet
      *Benvicktor:pkmn
      *Benmummy:ansn
      *Greymatter:astp
      *Ripjaws:qghq
      *Ditto:jjbv
      *Buzzshock:rtwp
      *Spitter:ncde
      *Artiguana:fali
      *Vilgax:akec
      *Kevin 11.000:coxa
      *Gwen:mura

    • biotom

      ben 10 alein codes

      6 years ago

      Diamondhead = TAKI

      Upgrade = FUNA

      Heatblast = KENM

      Fourarms = NORI

      Wildmutt = BRIC

      Ghostfreak = RSAM

      XLR8 = WJAS

      benwolf = YPET

      StinkFly = AVAL

      Upchuck = BAFA

      Wildvine = RAME


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      Working but does not Morph Yet


      Gwen = MURA

      Vilgax=AKEC

      Cannonbolt = SWOR

      BenMummy = ANSN

      Benvicktor =PKMN

  • Comments (59)

    • Spawn_Kreed

      Spawn_Kreed

      6 years ago

      Get out of my Forsaken Army,too,stranger

    • Spawn_Kreed

      Spawn_Kreed

      6 years ago

      You,whoever you are,GTFO my fucking mafia thing

    • Spawn_Kreed

      Spawn_Kreed

      6 years ago

      hey

    • Spawn_Kreed

      Spawn_Kreed

      6 years ago

      I know

    • Spawn_Kreed

      Spawn_Kreed

      6 years ago

      try this

    • Spawn_Kreed

      Spawn_Kreed

      6 years ago

      New thread. See journal

    • gamehog101

      gamehog101

      6 years ago

      THE INSANITY IS BACK, BABE! ! !
      NEW YEARS HERE, AND I'M FULL OF F***ING ENERGY MAN. D***.

      JUST TELLIN YA THAT, I'M BACK AND I'M RANDOM AND HYPERATIVE AS I WAS 364.7 DAYS AGO, WOOHOO! ! !

      HOW'S UR DAY BEEN MAN! !!

    • hellnoob

      hellnoob

      6 years ago

      I'm back dude....

    • hellnoob

      hellnoob

      6 years ago

      Hey.

    • Micheals

      Micheals

      6 years ago

      ur up?