jongorilla

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    • jongorilla

      Finals

      3 years ago

      I think that the US government should dents terrorists to college and force them to become English majors as punishment for their crimes. The stress and pressure of having to write one paper by tomorrow is enough to make me want to die, just imagine how some who knows almost no English would feel having to write one every week for 5 classes every semester. It's crazy. Winter break is close though, and after tomorrow all I have left is chem calc and history. All very easy classes, just a lot of memorization of people, political parties and equations. Random thought; I really have to drop a duce but I don't want to use the dirty smelly bathroom in this lecture hall, even though my class doesn't start until 10 and ends at 11 and I won't get back to my dorm until like 11:15, I don't want get a disease from this trife ass bathroom. I've seen the cleaning lady in my bathroom at Easton, so I know those toilets are clean.. Just gotta muscle thru an hour of awkward silence then another hour an old man spitting on a podium.

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      Halo Jousting

      3 years ago

      So, I left a comment for Geoff in his "Things to do in:" post about warthog jousting. I doubt he'll see it since i commented so late (#112), but its worth a shot. I wanted to do this journal so anyone who saw the comment and happened across my page (so no one...) could get a more "in-depth" description of warthog Jousting. I have no idea who invented warthog jousting, all i know is that when me and my friends were bored with the Halo CE campaign we would do this. Like i said in my comment, warthog jousting is a 2-4 player game, anymore that 4 and you get the "monster truck" or "bumper cars" game type were you just aimlessly drive around a flat surface praying that you hit something. With two players, the object is to knock over the other person's warthog and run them over. With 4 players, you can do a free for all death match, or you can go co-op. With 4 players, the passenger cannot use the turret to shoot at the other warthog. instead, they had use either the pistol or the sniper rifle. We made this rule to increase the difficulty so that the passenger was dangerous enough to be able to kill someone by using weapons that shitty for this situation. In Halo CE and blood gulch, this worked really well because the warthogs were really tipsy over blood gulch's rough terrain; that an the warthogs wouldn't explode ever. The only real "rule" is that you cant get out of your warthog on purpose, cause thats dumb. The only exception to this rule is if you are doing 2 vs 2 and both of the passengers run out of ammo, but you can avoid this by turning on infinite ammo. so there you go. feel free to leave a comment. if you have any questions, fuck off and youtube Halo Jousting. peace
      p.s., i had to edit this because i said "halo jousting" instead of warthog jousting. For the record, halo jousting is on narrows in Halo 3 with rockets and its gay.. also i found on youtube that you can do mongoose jousting by having the person on the back hold a sword (or if youre really ballsy a gravity hammer) and do something that a little closer to actual jousting.. enjoy!

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSXB8WLhTtQ
      www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfKT1s21Hgw

    • jongorilla

      Things I notice

      3 years ago

      I notice things.. like now I have THREE FRIENDS!!!! o_O Hot damn I must be really cool. I also noticed that my profile says that i signed up 3 weeks ago, which seems really unrealistic. It seems like its been alot longer.. I also noticed that Gus pronounces what as "huwhat" Not that I'm making fun of him, but its just something I picked up while listening to the podcast the other day. Speaking of which, a new one comes out today. I also noticed that even though I have three whole friends (still in shock about that..) none of them commented on my last journal entry. I'm pretty sure its been more than 3 days, so no one gets the $10. I mean, im pretty sure DJNIK, not trying to rag on the only person who friend requested me, has no intention of looking at my shit.. not that i have anything good to look at. And i really dont expect Jack or Michael to ever look at my profile again. I dont remember which podcast it was, but i remember Jack saying that he just accepts any and all friend requests from people, i dont remember why, all i remember is that Gus was mad about it. Fuck it, I'll make my profile pic one thats actually me.. this one is kinda weird.. noticed that today too. Peace

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      Raging

      3 years ago

      Not gonna lie I'm a little peeved. The one time I find some cool new thing about Halo (granted, its a movie made by an amateur) I cant get it through to anyone. I tried posting in a forum, but no luck there. I even tried to message people who worked with Rooster Teeth, but no luck there either. Maybe it that I dont know how to properly sent this type of information, or maybe its because I'm a new user to this site and Michael thinks its just some fan-boy sending him some bs spam or something. The podcast isn't out yet, so I can't justify my frustration yet, but I'm pretty sure that my message never got anywhere except the recycle bin. But whatever, I didn't expect much. I'm looking forward to the podcast tonight regardless. Good way to end a rainy day. Oh, real quick, I'll mail $10 to the first person to comment on this journal post in the next 3 days. I just want to see if anyone actually reads what I have to say. If not, I'll just say whatever I want and not worry about the consequences, grammar, or spelling.

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      For the record

      3 years ago

      I would just like to clarify that I'm a very sarcastic person and I am in no way bashing the RT website. I just like to complain and I usually do so in a sarcastic or satirical manner. But then why am I even saying this if no one is going to read this?

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      Ranting and Raving

      3 years ago

      Even though I know that no one is going to read this, I'm still going to write it in the hopes that one day I'll have some time to fully explore this site and find some people to be my "friends" so they can have the pleasure of reading stuff like this. But until then I'll just use facebook and twitter. I mean dont get me wrong, this is a great site to get people with similar interest together, but I dont know any of these people. Like, is it awkward to be that noob and run around to everyone's page saying "HI! I'm new here! Someone tell me how this works! OMG I going to friend all the employees at RT!!" Like, how should I go about this? I mean I have looked at some profiles of people who I feel like I'd get along with online, but at the same time, how the fuck will I know? Like how do i put myself out there? Basically, this is my rant about me being mad that I didn't join the page sooner and now I'm stuck with being a "noob" even though I've been watching RT since the beginning. Not their fault, but mine for not paying more attention to the site... That and I found an independent Halo movie trailer and i have no way of sending it to any of the people at RT (that i can find except Michael, who probably is going to look at my message and be like "its fucking spam" and delete it. Finally, something i can contribute, but its not going to get to anyone, and then they'll get it from someone else because i posted it in the forum, and they'll get the credit for it, and I'll look like a jack ass... i really wish i had some more time to figure out how to use this site.. whatever im out.

    • jongorilla

      Just dicking around

      3 years ago

      So it took about 5 minutes to name this entry because the auto correct on my iPod is ducking guy (get it?). So yeah, I have no idea what this function on my RT profile is. I've never Really done this before, like make a profile like this. I mean I have Facebook and twitter, but all my friends are on those. I'm the only one of me friends nerdy enough to want to do this. I love RT and the work you guys do. I was never really a fan of machinima before red bs blue. You guys got me hooked on the stuff and now I can't get enough. Watching RT shorts or achievement hunter usually takes precedence over my readings, which is probably why I'm falling behind is history, but why dwell on the past. So I guess this is the point where I talk about myself? Well I'm 19 an currently enrolled at the University or Maryland College Park, also a Maryland native. I'm 6'2", white, 215, and played varsity football for 3 years. My life has been a struggle between sports and video games: which come first? Halo will always be my first love, even if 343 ducks up the franchise which doubt they will. Wait, why am I even spending the time to write this? No one is going to read this... Duck it I'm out. My twitter name is @gorillascheer, hit me up I guess.. I don't know..yeah.....

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