kaplaa4

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    • kaplaa4

      a much needed update

      9 years ago

      well it's been a long time since i looked at this website, because school and work took over my life, this isn't going to be a long journal, i justed wanted to say i'm back and that it was my birthday last friday

    • kaplaa4

      I'm back

      9 years ago

      Watch this space tomorrow

    • kaplaa4

      hello

      9 years ago

      well it's been three wweeks since my last journal, i have been keeping busy with all my school assignments and work, well i'm still here, and guess what, i am a sponsor again, thanks to cumbo for doing it, next season i will be sponsoring TheBank again, and so and so fourth,

      anyway i have found alot of random video's tonight so i might share them and here they are.
      hocky fight
      So cute
      ouch
      what was he thinking
      he enjoyed it though
      excellent
      dumb drivers
      ouch 2
      bastards
      owned
      i wonder if she would do it?

    • kaplaa4

      career change

      9 years ago

      Well i have been thinking alot recently about what i want to do after i finish school, i really wanted to be either a lawyer or join the defense force, but i might want to join the police force as a SWAT officer or a SERT (it's what we call it in Australia) if anyone knows a police officer, could you please talk to them about their job, i am really considering doing this

    • kaplaa4

      funny stuff

      9 years ago

      well i was just watching a crap load of video's and i cam across these two, i hope you enjoy

      video 1

      video 2

      i hope you enjoy

    • kaplaa4

      Band Rules

      9 years ago

      36 RULES FOR BANDS

      1. Never start a trio with a married couple.
      2. Your manager's not helping you. Fire him/her.
      3. Before you sign a record deal, look up the word "recoupable" in the dictionary.
      4. No one cares who you've opened for...
      5. A string section does not make your songs sound any more "important".
      6. If your band has gone through more than 4 bass players, it's time to break up.
      7. When you talk on stage you are never funny.
      8. If you sound like another band, don't act like you're unfamiliar with their music ("Oh does Rage Against The Machine also do rap-rock with political lyrics?")
      9. Asking a crowd how they're doing is just amplified small talk. Don't do it.
      10. Don't say your video's being played if it's only on public access.
      11. When you sign to a major label, claim to have inked the best contract ever. Mention "artistic freedom" and "a guaranteed 3 record deal".
      12. When you get dropped insist that it was the worst contract ever and you asked to be let go.
      13.Never name a song after your band.
      14. Never name your band after a song.
      15. When a drummer brings in his own songs and asks to perform one of them, begin looking for a new drummer IMMEDIATELY!
      16. Never enter a "battle of the bands" contest. If you do you're already a loser.
      17. Learn to recognize scary word pairings: "rock opera", "white rapper", "blues jam", "swing band", "open mike", etc.
      18. Drummers can take off their shirts or they can wear gloves, but not both.
      19. It's not a "showcase". It's a gig that doesn't pay.
      20. No one cares that you have a website.
      21. Getting a tattoo is like sewing platform shoes to your feet.
      22. Don't hire a publicist.
      23. Playing in St. Cloud and Mankato doesn't mean you're on tour.
      24. Don't join a cover band that plays Bush songs. In fact, don't join a cover band.
      25. Although they come in different styles and colors, electric guitars all sound the same. Why do you keep changing them between songs?
      26. Don't stop your set to ask that beers be brought up. That's what girlfriends/boyfriends are for.
      27. If you use a smoke machine your music sucks.
      28. We can tell the difference between a professionally produced album cover and one you made with the iMac your mom got for Christmas.
      29. Remember, if blues solos are so difficult, why can so many 16 year olds play them?
      30. If you ever take a publicity photo, destroy it. You may never know where or when it will turn up.
      31. Cut your hair, but do not shave your head.
      32. Pierce your nose, but not your eyebrow.
      33. Do not wear shorts onstage. Or a suit. Or a hat.
      34. Rock oxymoron's; "major label interest", "demo deal"," blues genius", "$500 guarantee", and "Fastball's second hit".
      35. 3 things that are never coming back: a) gongs, b) headbands, and c) playing slide guitar with a beer bottle.
      36. No one believes it when you say that this is the best audience out of any town/city/country you've played for.

    • kaplaa4

      xbox 360

      9 years ago

      Hey everyone how's it going, well this week has been really good for me, firstly i have had an infected ingrown toe, and i got treated on Monday so i was home all week, and it was kinda boring untill thursday when i decided to go to Electronics Boutique to get my XBOX 360, because of Cyclone Larry i only went to school for one day last week, and for those days i didn't go to school i went to work, and this wednesday i earned $271.48 so i was happy with that.

      Anyway i still needed to reach $649 so i decided to trade in some games, 12 games to be precise, but i got my old xbox chipped a while ago, so before i traded the games in i copied the games across, so i didn't lose out, so after i did that i went to EB and traded them in, and 5 mins later i walked out with my XBOX 360 and the collector's edition of Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion,

      I have to say i really love this game and my XBOX 360, so that is what i have been up to this week,

    • kaplaa4

      self protection

      9 years ago

      two examples of people wanting DARWIN AWARDS

      (28 November 2004, Idaho) Police found Thomas lying on the floor behind his bar, bleeding from a gunshot wound. A .22 caliber revolver lay on the floor nearby. The cash register was open, but the cash was undisturbed. It appeared that the bar owner had bravely fended off a robbery attempt--but looks can be deceiving!

      Actually, the man had brought his gun along for protection when he unloaded the Saturday-night revenue from the cash register. Thomas had trouble getting the register drawer open, so he tucked the gun under his arm and applied a bit more force. The gun slipped, hit the floor, and shot him through the groin, narrowly missing his reproductive organs and his heart before lodging in his right chest cavity.

      But at least the cash was safe!

      (4 August 2004, Oklahoma) In a similar incident, law enforcement officers called off their search for an escaped prisoner in order to help a gunshot victim. The victim had been carrying a .22-caliber pistol in the waistband of his cut-off jeans to protect himself from an escaped prisoner he had heard about. To be extra safe, he had pulled back the hammer of the gun before putting it into his pants. The gun went off and shot him in the left buttock. The victim admitted that the incident was "one of my most embarrassing moments." The escapee remained at large.

      DarwinAwards.com © 1994 - 2006

    • kaplaa4

      power is back

      9 years ago

      well the power is back on, so now i'm back to gaming

    • kaplaa4

      update

      9 years ago

      well the power is still out here, hopefully it will come on soon, we don't have much fuel left, it's now really hot and stuffy, so it made sleeping last night hard, welll anyway thats just an update

      oh and we have another cyclone coming towards us and it's heading striaght towards innisfail again.

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  • Comments (91)

    • Federaly

      Federaly

      8 years ago

      Dude get your ass back on here its sad and cold and im lonely!

    • Federaly

      Federaly

      8 years ago

      listen you son of a bitch come back on msn

    • Federaly

      Federaly

      8 years ago

      Come back to the dark side........

    • Federaly

      Federaly

      8 years ago

      Hey man i don't know if your still on here anymore but i'm just dropping a msg to all my friends on here i've been a bit MIA ok take it easy a reply man.

    • Federaly

      Federaly

      9 years ago

      What!!!! you can never have to much hahaha. I justed watched that HeadShot dude before i posted hehe. Hey i have had a go at Oblivion Dude it's way better then MorrowinD. I'm still trying to find a place to gimme a loan then its new PC, 360* and some fast broadband. What you up to?

    • Elite_hunter

      Elite_hunter

      9 years ago

      i decided not to email it to you but here it is

      Vampirism Cure
      Sick of the all blood diet yet? Want to go back to sunbathing without a
      time limit? Well, there is a cure, but it has to be worked for. Whatever
      your reason for wanting mortality back, this is the quest that will
      acquire it for you.
      The first step is to talk to Raminus Polus at the Arcane University, he
      usually hangs out in the lobby so you don't worry if you are not a student
      at the mage guild.When you speak to him ask about "Cure for Vampirism",
      unfortunately he doesn't know of a cure but sends you to Castle Skingrad
      to speak with Count Janus Hassildor.You can't speak directly to the count
      so talk to Hal-Liurz first.Eventually you will be able to speak to the
      count, and he'll tell you a story about how him and his wife are vampires
      but his wife didn't accept it so he is searching for a cure for her.He
      will ask you to help him, when you agree he tells you about a witch that
      knows more about the cure.He marks the location on your map.
      Follow the big red arrow on your compass/map to find the hut that
      Melisande the witch lives at.When you talk to her, at first she plays dumb
      but eventually she spills the beans and agrees to help you if you help her
      out with something first.She wants you to get her five grand soul gems,
      your best bet would be to buy them from the mages guild around the world
      if you are a member. Also sometimes you can get them as treasure from
      dungeons.When you return with the gems she gives you the next portion of
      the quest.You have to go and collect the following ingredients for a
      potion:
      6 cloves of garlic
      You can find the garlic in peoples' houses in Skingrad
      5 nightshade leaves
      Can find Nightshade growing Southeast of Skingrad
      2 shoots of blood grass
      Blood Grass can be found in Oblivion or outside any of the Oblivion Gates
      Also you need the blood of an Argonian, which when you speak to Melisande
      about it she gives you a special dagger for the job.It can be any Argonian
      and also you don't have to kill them just hit them once with the special
      dagger and that should be enough to complete this part.
      Finally you need to kill a powerful vampire named Hindaril for his
      ashes.When you ask Melisande about it she marks the location of where to
      find him on your map.
      I've heard that if you turn in the items in the wrong order that it bugs
      your game and you will have to reload a previous save if you want to
      complete the quest.The order I turned in the items was blood grass,
      nightshade, garlic, Argonian blood, and finally vampire ashes.
      She gives you two potions, one for you to drink and one to give to Count
      Hassildor's wife. After some waiting around and cut scenes you receive a
      1000 gold reward for your hard work.

    • Elite_hunter

      Elite_hunter

      9 years ago

      Ill give it to you in about an hour just leave your e mail for me :)

    • Elite_hunter

      Elite_hunter

      9 years ago

      hey on the oblivion forum you said you had around 23 bloodgrass
      e-mail me if you want the guide to that quest :)

    • emma_dilemma

      emma_dilemma

      9 years ago

      lol sorrie

    • emma_dilemma

      emma_dilemma

      9 years ago

      lol nahh i jsut wanted 2 put a diff 1 up ^_^

      i have cod2, oblivion, kameo and quake 4