Conjando

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from QLD, Australia

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      Gahh! What the Fuck??

      4 years ago

      For some messed up reason, I can't look at my computer screen, tv, phone or any other bright lights without my eyes watering like a whiney 5 year-old in the Super-market!
      What can I POSSIBLY do with my time now??

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      HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

      4 years ago

      I know, you all forgot. It's alright I don't hate you! I'll just have to forget your's too!

      My birthday was actually yesterday, but because of my internet slowing down to Buggery (One of my 'presents' I guess...) I wasn't able to get on.
      Since it was a Friday, I had to go to school... 3 assignments due and I was left fretting over my results for my Modern History exam... HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!

      All in all, I still enjoyed it. Got a hard-case for my new guitar I got last Christmas, a fantastic watch, $50 (deposited into my bank immediately... Grr!)... AND A NEW PAIR OF BOARD-SHORTS!!! WHOO!!!
      ... I love presents!

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      What the...?

      4 years ago

      I was just watching tv, then this news pop-up slides across the screen saying "Breaking News story!"
      So I immediately felt very interested and actually a little worried, the whole "Oh my God! What's happened now!?!" scenario. The text starts slowly creeping across the screen and finally the entire thing says: 'Enter crawl text here...'
      Well done Australian media, well done! -__-

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      Collecting is apparently my hobby...?

      4 years ago

      Damn... I'm now taking a break from an all-day achievement hunt. I've now realised that most of the achievements I haven't got yet in heaps of games are those collection ones: The holocrons in SW:TFU, the flags and feathers in Assassin's Creed, Bobble heads in Fallout 3... You name it! I think it may be time to get some new video games?

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      Things I learnt on Australia Day...

      4 years ago

      Things I learnt on Australia Day... If you rub Aloe Vera on an area of your face that ISN'T sun-burnt, it will fucking sting like hell!!

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      My War on Technology pt.2

      4 years ago

      I know it's been a little while since I made the first part of this. Trust me, I'm not struggling to find these crappy miscellaneous items. I don't think many peo[le actually read my journal; so who cares.

      But the 'crap-tech' (Nice name right?) that I want to bring up today are my Energy-Saving Light-bulbs:
      Now that's a pretty wild statement there! The trick with these Light-bulbs is that they Save energy by NOT USING ANY!!!! You'll turn them on and all you have is just a very dim spark... They take a good 15 minutes to get an admirable amount of light. Now we have two of these; one in the bathroom and the other in the pantry. So one night: You'll be walking into the bathroom and switch on the light, then take an over-confident stride into the bathroom. I'm not sure about any one else, but it ALWAYS takes me about a second or two to realise that I can't see anything. If someone left the shower door open; I'll immediately smash my face into it! Or if my little brother left his toys out (Don't know why Lego or anything like that would be in the bathroom); I walk on them! And it's the same thing with the pantry! (Except for the shower door. Who would have a shower where they store food??)

      Those things are going to kill me someday...

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      My War on Technology pt.1

      4 years ago

      I've recently found out that my house is filled with crappy, useless or just completely pointless technology, So I thought I'd draw attention to them. The first one is: The Telstra 'T-Hub'
      This is like some sort of i-phone wanna-be that's just filled with bugs and other problems.

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojhBpRcEods

      About a year ago, it was announced that all these bugs would be fixed and yet here we are! I thought the one helpful thing it could do was check Facebook while my computer wasn't working. You can't view any-one else's profile aside from your own, send messages correctly and, of course chatting isn't available. You're supposed to be able to visit Youtube on it, but everytime I try I get the message saying I don't have the latest version of Flash player to watch videos, and you can't get it because the T-hub has no real Hard-drive of it's own. Not one big enough to support updates like that anyway.

      But if you like annoying devices that freeze up, make annoying noises when you get a phone-call, don't do the things they are supposed to AND are willing to throw about $300 at someone's face just to wait 5 weeks to get one? Maybe you'd like it...?

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      Happy New Year!!

      4 years ago

      Thank God 2010 is over!! Let the happy thoughts and awesome music be started in celebration!! :D

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      Kinect

      4 years ago

      So I was in Harvey Norman today getting a new controller (ready for Chritmas) and they had an Xbox Kinect hooked up on display. I have to admit, it so much fun! Plus I made a bunch of new, 5-year old friends. =)

  • Comments (13)

    • rvb3

      rvb3

      5 years ago

      internet is stuffing up :( sorry.

    • Conjando

      Conjando

      5 years ago

      nothin really, just doin random things on the inter net
      wat about you?

    • rvb3

      rvb3

      5 years ago

      hi whats up?

    • rvb3

      rvb3

      5 years ago

      hi. whats up? (may as well message me)

    • Conjando

      Conjando

      5 years ago

      sorry about that... I only got home about half an hour ago...

    • rvb3

      rvb3

      5 years ago

      never-mind, you're in your band thing tonight.

    • rvb3

      rvb3

      5 years ago

      hi i'll be on all afternoon (unless i get kicked off: very unlikely) so watch the new RvB and i'll talk to you.

    • Conjando

      Conjando

      5 years ago

      ahh, you're doing a good job cause I have no idea what you're talking about...

    • rvb3

      rvb3

      5 years ago

      i have decided to make little to no sense today.

    • Conjando

      Conjando

      5 years ago

      what??