Governator1

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from Sacramento, CA

    • Governator1

      DEAR OTHER REPUBLICANS

      4 years ago

      Stop with this whole "Defund Planned Parenthood" nonsense. Trust me.

    • Governator1

      More proof George Lucas is a girlie man.

      5 years ago

      I can't beIieve they recast this. James Earl Jones is great and everything, but I was like the best Vader ever.

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKEg6fJ-7P4&feature=player_embedded

    • Governator1

      I got my law degree this weekend!

      5 years ago

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      MY HANDSHAKE IS IRON, LIKE MY CREDENTIALS.


      Thanks Emory University for giving me mein first law degree. I am proud. In the acceptance speech I thanked the academy (I know - after The Sixth Day I never thought that I'd be able to use that phrase), and I also was quoted as saying

      “I was also going to give a graduation speech in Arizona this weekend. But with my accent, I was afraid they would try to deport me.â€Â


      Now that is true. I did say that. But they left out my other razor sharp witticisms. I don't care what the girlie man journalist said to me, they are NOT doing me a favor by leaving out my best material:

      HEY, ARIZONA! YOUR LAGGING BEHIND ALL OF THE OTHER STATES IN THE COUNTRY IS NOT JUST BECAUSE OF YOUR REFUSAL TO RECOGNIZE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME!

      And finally,

      WHY DO ALL THE CLOUDS FROM CALIFORNIA MOVE EAST?

      BECAUSE ARIZONA SUCKS.

    • Governator1

      I don't care what anyone else says

      5 years ago

      I for one can't WAIT for this to come out. Stallone and I used to do this sort of thing whenever we were overseas shooting a commercial or whatever. I just can't believe they made a video game about it. I am going to make all of mein girlie political aides get pumped with this.

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j-1M9hwGXM

    • Governator1

      Veto Power: They're on to me.

      5 years ago

      Someone noticed.

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      I think I'm going to go watch the DaVinci Code for ideas to make my hidden messages.

    • Governator1

      Resolution #9: Learn from Rod Blagojevic

      6 years ago

      Maybe it is different for you, but for me I am hit close to home.

      So apparently, even if they can't spell your name on the warrant, they can still arrest you.

      Good to know.

    • Governator1

      Now This Is Good Leadership

      7 years ago

      news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080831/wl_nm/russia_putin_tiger_dc_1

      Russia's Putin saves TV crew from Siberian tiger
      By Guy Faulconbridge
      Sun Aug 31, 3:01 PM ET
      MOSCOW (Reuters) - Prime Minister Vladimir Putin was feted by Russian media on Sunday for saving a television crew from an attack by a Siberian tiger in the wilds of the Far East.

      Putin, taking a break from lambasting the West over Georgia, apparently saved the crew while on a trip to a national park to see how researchers monitor the tigers in the wild.

      Just as Putin was arriving with a group of wildlife specialists to see a trapped Amur tiger, it escaped and ran towards a nearby camera crew, the country's main television station said. Putin quickly shot the beast and sedated it with a tranquilizer gun.

      "Vladimir Putin not only managed to see the giant predator up close but also saved our television crew too," a presenter on Rossiya television said at the start of the main evening news.

      The 55-year-old former KGB spy, who cultivated a macho image during his eight years as the Kremlin chief, was shown striding through the taiga in camouflage and desert boots before grappling with the feline foe.

      He helped measure the Amur tiger's incisors before placing a satellite transmitter around the neck of the beast, which can weigh up to 1,000 lb and measure around ten feet from nose to the tip of the tail.

      The Amur tiger, the world's biggest wild cat, has recently pounced back from the brink of extinction to hit its highest population level for at least 100 years, the WWF said last year.

      Putin thanked Western researchers for being involved in programs to save the Amur tigers.

      "First of all, we must thank our colleagues, Americans, European colleagues for being involved with this during a difficult time for Russia when no-one was paying any attention to this," Putin said.

      Putin last year made it into glossy magazines across the world by donning combat trousers and baring his muscular torso for photographers while on a fishing trip in the Yenisei river.

      Sensitive to a growing environmental movement in Russia, Putin as president redrew a planned oil pipeline route to avoid Lake Baikal and scrapped plans for an Olympic village near Sochi that could have damaged local flora and fauna.


      America, I could do this for you if it weren't for your Constitution.

    • Governator1

      It's true.

      7 years ago

      Sometimes I make fun of mein girlie political aides.

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      I pretend to ride a pogo stick.

    • Governator1

      Who invited George Bluth?

      7 years ago

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      I'm starting to wonder about my political people and who they book me with. Seriously, what was with that guy? I ask him what he's been up to since they canceled Arrested Development and all he says is "9/11."

  • About Me

    Do not be an online girlie man!
    Read The 10 Steps to Getting Pumped

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    When I get the time, I like to write journals all about my day and other things, too. I hope you find them pleasing.

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  • Comments (196)

    • THEJACKAL09

      THEJACKAL09

      2 years ago

      Miss ya being online Governator

    • Jengaship

      Jengaship Host of Glib Shark

      2 years ago

      You should really consider changing your user name to "Arnold" now that your term is over.

    • Jengaship

      Jengaship Host of Glib Shark

      6 years ago

      Thank you very much, sir. Did you see the Get Pumped group I created? The Ten Steps are alive and well!

    • NO_YES

      NO_YES

      6 years ago

      Governator,

      I salute you and your mighty veto pen of justice.

    • Dane_SFC

      Dane_SFC

      7 years ago

      Boys have a Penis
      Girls have a Vagina

    • SloeBombFizz

      SloeBombFizz

      7 years ago


      . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!


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    • EVILDEAD102

      EVILDEAD102

      8 years ago

      thanks for making me pumped
      and not a girlie man

    • Duste

      Duste

      8 years ago

      Yeah, I'm a dick. What can you do?

      And, yes, staying pumped, even in the face of Brickwalls return.

    • Duste

      Duste

      8 years ago

      Fucking hell.
      The day after I drop you as a friend, you come back online.
      Welcome back dude.

    • Renegade

      Renegade

      8 years ago

      whatever happened to the pumping? i only do it these days when I pump my gas.

      The world needs you.