Photo School, Puking Rally, Party Time
3 years ago
2 years ago
Dead Space 3 Rocks
3 years ago
hi i am narutosharingan117 and i am now boycotting fanfiction.net till all the stories removed are posted back up and their wonderful authors are each apologized to by the staff of this website i know they broke the agreement but, this site was made to share artistic ideals and not to discriminate against stories because of their rating and that even if there are some awful stories out there it is not for the site creators to judge but for the millions of readers who don't only support this site but stuck with it when it messed up now it's time for the staff of this website to not punish authors for coming up with ideals outside the box it is only human nature to be creative don't take that creativity away and make this site lose potential that it could very well inspire many professional writers in the future a future that won't exist if creativity is the one thing the owners of this site take away.
3 years ago
everything you beleve is a lie there is only darkness until you are covered sufficated in it. that is the darkness humanity has plaged us for so long. if you want to over come the darkness you must fight not for youself but everyone who you love and care about if you follow the same path you follow now the path of darkness you will never truly be free you must fight ths shackles of lolneyness of self despair if hatred and find the one thing you love the most and grasp it with both hands don't let it take over you. Fight for them or her of him. like one great man said love is like a memorey if its there and you know its there but just out of you reach it can be all you think about know this that love the one thing above all human emotions instencts like how a mother loves her child or how soulmates love each other. i'm not amitting there is or isnt a god it is you choice to do so but you must know that destiny or fate cannot bind those who truly know what fighting is and what it is for. so dont underestimate what you or your loved ones are cappitable of. so be the one that fights not for just yourself but for you loved ones and the future of us of what we are don't become a shallow human like me find the stength the courge the special person or people and don't give up for there is always hope for you all. tell me this though want would you choose if you had to die to protect the ones you love could you make that sacrofice and give up you happiness for them i couldnt because there is only a dry husk but you have the choice the chance so dont take it for granted treat every day as it was a gift if the reality is fake then live through it before the real world catchs up to us
3 years ago
Farmer -Oh no mah marijuana patc-- I mean my carrot patch....yea
I guess I gotta do what any sensible American would do. GET MAH GUN HAHA!
Bulma-Hey Im here
Krillin-BOOBS! I mean, Bulma. Hey.
Krillin-Oh Yamacha, that is so outta charact- so youre single then?
Krillin-Tail-- I mean, Goku
Goku-I just felt a power level bigger than, than Krillins loosing streak!
Krillin-....you know, you guys are the reason I go to therapy.
Raditz-It took me a while to get here but I finally found you, Kakarot.
Raditz-Thats right, thats your name.
Raditz-The name you were givin before we sent you to this planet.
Raditz-Yooouuuu hit your head as a baby didnt you.
Goku-Todays kind of a bad day. My brother showed, turns out Im an alien, and he just kidnapped my kid.
Piccolo-Oh I was watching that, that was totally priceless Bwahahahahahahahahahaha sorry for your lost.
Goku-Hey Piccalo, mind if I ask you something?
Piccolo-What is it?
Goku-Youre not human either, right?
Goku-And your dad spit you out of an egg, right?
Piccolo-What about it?
Goku-Are...are you a yoshi?
Piccolo-Yes Goku, Im a green f***ing dinosaur
Goku-...can...can I ride you?
Raditz-Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP! Damn, why isnt screaming at you making you cry less!
Goku-Piccolo? You use weighted training clothes as well?
Piccol-No Goku, I just LOVE getting naked in front of you
Piccolo-We really shouldnt be announcing our attack strategy--
Raditz-Now, disregarding the Namekian I--
Goku-Uh-uh, a yoshi.
Piccolo-IM NOT A GOD DAMN YOSHI!
Goku-But you said you were!
Piccolo-ITS CALLED SARCASM!
Piccolo-Whats that taste like?
Raditz-STOP IGNORING ME!
Goku-AAAHHH MY RIBS! I THINK YOU BROKE MYmmmm ribs
Raditz-GGRRRR STOP. IGNORING. ME. AND. DIE!
Raditz-NOOOOO MY SPACE POD--AAAAHHHH MY SPACE ARMOR!
Piccolo-WE GET IT! YOURE FROM SPACE!
Piccolo-Maconsa-- moncacasoba--mechasep-- ahh oh to hell with it, SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!
Goku-Is that what youre gonna OH GOD!
Raditz-Damnit, and there was nothing I could have to do to have gotton out of it.
Piccolo-You know, you could have flown
Raditz-DAMN YOU HIGNSIGHT bleh
Piccolo-Hate to tell ya kid but your dads DEAD! Actually I kinda like saying that. Your dads dead hahaa
Red-Ah yes, he made a horrible mess of ze blood fountain
Goku-It looks find to me
Red-IT USE TO BE WATAR!
Gohan-How am I suppose to get down from here
Gohan-How am I suppose to get food or water, what should I do
Piccolo-I SAID, CLIIIIMB DOOOOWN!!!!
Gohan-If only I had some sticks and reeves lying around, I could make a makeshift ladder or a rope
Mr Popo-Listen up maggots, Popos about to teach you the pecking order. It goes: You, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, Popos stool, Kami, then Popo. Any questions?
Krillin-Um, yea I--AAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Mr Popo-Enjoy the climb back up, BITCH!
Princess Snake-I killed everything here with my bare hands, including the bear hands. Its a PUN!
Goku-MMmm I dont think Ill be able to take all of this down
Princess Snake-MMmm Id love to take you down
Piccolo-STOP MOCKING ME! HA! Take that moon, perfect orbit my ass!
Nappa-We're in prison Vegeta
Vegeta-I see that Nappa
Nappa-Dont drop the soap
Vegeta-I swear to God Nappa I will shiv you
Guru-I saw a bird. It was pretty, kicks its ass
Arlian prisoner-Welcome to OZ BITCH!
Tien-Chaotzu! My partner!
Tien-Hey! At least I dont spend all my free time living with a cat!
Yamcha-Hey, at least I get some puss- wow that didnt come out right
buuble-ooho ohh oho ooh
King kai-Shut up Bubbles
Gregory-You still have me
King Kai-Shut up Gregory
Bojack-Argh! You still have--
King kai-SHUT UP BOJACK!
Piccolo-So, you guys are the Sayains?
Vegeta-Dont be ruda Nappa
Krillin-And youre here for the dragon balls
Vegeta-......we are. And I, am the Prince of ALL Sayains!
Piccolo-Youre a prince?
Vegeta-**** you Nappa
Piccolo-So what do we call you?
Nappa-I am Nappa, and this is Vegeta. He was a prison--
Vegeta-SHUT UP NAPPA!
Chaotzu-Dont worry, you can just wish me back with the dragon balls. Now goodbye my friend
Tien-THAT WONT WORK CHAOTZU! WE ALREADY WISHED YOU BACK WITH THE DRAGONBALL WE CANT DO IT TWICE!
Nappa-Vegeta! I cant,, "believe it"
Nappa-I can fly
Vegeta-Ah! ......yes Nappa, yes you can
Nappa-Ooooh a frizbee Vegeta
Vegeta-NAPPA! NO! ITS A TRICK!
Nappa-But Vegeta.....tricks are for kids
Vegeta-You know what Nappa, on second though, catch it. Catch it with your teeth
Nappa-Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power level?
Vegeta-yea, kick his ass Nappa!
Vegeta-Wait wait wait Nappa!
Vegeta-I had the scouter upside down. Its over 9000.....rah
Nappa-Then why do you sound so bored?
Vegeta-Because, its still not a threat...
Vegeta-consider yourself beef jerky while Im filie menion
Goku-Mmmm I like both those things
Vegeta-.......Im going to start beating you now, I dont know when Ill stop
Vegeta-Im going to obliterate you, and the rest of this planet myself, with my own two--
Goku-KAIO KEN TIMES THREE!
Goku-Are you ok in there?
Vegeta-Ya, Im fan-f***ing-tastic, nothing but gum drops and ice cream in here
Goku-Ooohhh, can I come in too?
Vegeta-..Im surrounded, by idiots
Goku-i thought you were surrounded by gumdrops and ice cream?