the_bloke

Male
from Australia

    • the_bloke

      Time for A Poll

      6 years ago

      yes its serious....

    • the_bloke

      110 mods

      in Forums > 110 mods | Follow this topic

      I'll pay anyone here 110 mods for sponsorship.

      3 replies

    • the_bloke

      The Guru

      9 years ago


      For exactly 60 minutes every day (120 minutes in daylight savings) I somehow form into an intellectual being called the Guru, it takes a long time to form into the Guru and is a painful process everyday, but I think it is worth it. Any question you wish to ask (any question at all) it will be answered, whether it is advice, a question, a stupid question or advice it will be answered.
      Sincerely the_bloke (about to transform into the Guru) smiley12.gif

    • the_bloke

      Australian Politics

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      Discuss anything about Australian politics, recent or past. It can even include Bob Hawke, the greatest prime minister of all time, you might be saying "no thats not true, Tony Blair could cook a pot of tea and make crumpet's twice as fast as Hawke", and although this is true, Bob Hawke at one stage held the record time for drinking a yard glass of beer, a bit over 10 seconds I believe.

      31 replies

    • the_bloke

      The Dunlop Volley

      9 years ago

      Thats right fellas there is only one type of volley, and its not a tennis shot (it actually is) but its an Australian made shoe used for tennis... I don't know if anyone from a country besides Australia has had the pleasure to see a dunlop volley, but if you haven't you are missing out. they are made from a rubber sole with a simple zig-zag pattern for good grip on concrete and metal surfaces, they are made with a canvas upper layer and look mighty stylish. oh yeah and what shoe's do you think those two hippies who scaled the opera house to write "no war" on were wearing that fine sunny day, none other than dunlop volleys.

      Ive also read on a news article that in Australia you can't become a house painter or a roof tiler unless you have a pair of this mighty shoes. Yeah hearing that is a bit of a turn on for any other shoe, i bet they are all jealous now. Well all my other shoes must be jealous, I have 4 pairs now and they really do look as sexy as they sound.

      so the next time you're looking for a good shoe which you can depend on, no matter the situation, think of me, the trusty dunlop volley. smiley12.gif

      and no dunlop didn't pay me to say this

    • the_bloke

      Syd Barrett Dies at 60

      9 years ago

      Syd Barrett was the founder/lead singer,song writer and guitarist of one of my favorite bands, Pink Floyd. Barrett died today, from diabeties, his talents were greatly unrecognised, and his career unfinished. This is pink floyd.

      The name pink floyd came from syd barretts two favorite bluesmen - floyd council and pink anderson. After syd barrett left the band in 1968 or so, the band needed a new main song writer, pink floyds bassist- Roger Waters took on this role. David Gilmor the youngest member of the group born in 1946 (i think) became the secondary songwriter and lead guitarist, also the main vocalist. Nick Mason was on drums and Rick Wright was on keyboard. After Syd left the band Pink floyd had to forge a new identity, they did this by alot of hard work and it paid off. From 1969 to 1972 pink floyd released 6 albums and completed 4 world tours. However Pink floyd realy hit it big in 1973 releasing one of the most susessful albums of all time. this album focused on lifes most important aspects money (money), time (time) and death (the great gig in the sky). Dark side of the moon was almost fully constructed by Roger Waters and is some of his greatest works.

      Floyds next huge album was "the wall" believed to be about roger water's alienation from his fans, with a "wall" (being a sortof mental barrier) seperating pink floyd from their fans. in one of the wall's concert tours a huge wall was actually put up on the stage. the wall sold 23 million copied and apparently was the #3 selling album of all time. In 1985 Roger waters left pink floyd to chase a solo career. the bands last tour was in 1994 which was the end of pink floyd. However they are rejoining soon for britains live8 thing on poverty for charity. Also those kids featuring in "another brick in the wall" want to get royalties for the parts they did in the song. and also the band reformed for live 8 which was the first time the entire band had performed for 24 years and they were still good in a non seksual way

    • the_bloke

      What is the story behind your user name?

      in Forums > What is the story behind your user name? | Follow this topic

      Alot of people have normal user names, but many just look like jibberish, give the story behind your user name and why you chose it.

      The_bloke:

      couldn't think of a name, and im a male aka a bloke.

      620 replies

    • the_bloke

      If I was a seagull would you remember?

      9 years ago



      Flying in the sky, eating a chip, stealing a peach, and keeping the pip,

      Getting caught in some fishing line,

      Landing on a tree which is pine,

      All seagull's having a fine time,

      Let's go to the tip and have some fun,

      If seagull's didn't have wings,

      ...they would run

      (my award winning poem)

    • the_bloke

      My interests

      9 years ago

      flying kites for days on end, baking cakes with old Mrs Duby, going down to the swimming hole, catching a bream, working the land, watching the jaber wocky during his daily routine, catching skinny bees, reading the bark on trees, making the barb, staking the carb, going down to the old corner store to buy a bag of cobbers for sixpence, waiting for the metric system, listening to roll out the barrels for days on end, riding the ole bone shatterer, pitching the tent, stitching the rent and building the house that dad built.

  • About Me

    I eat skinny bees, and you would too if you knew how .

    Fuck man, you really are a peice of shit....


    Go eat a dick


    hi, how are you?

    I'll scramble your eggs baby.

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  • Comments (1240)

    • Doddsoreric

      Doddsoreric

      5 years ago

      In reply to TheTyper:

      HANDS OFF MY MAN YOU. smiley5.gifsmiley8.gif

    • TheTyper

      TheTyper

      5 years ago

      Very funny looking up my first name to make me feel like you know me or I know you.

      Very funny indeed.

      Tell me then, what do I want if you know what she wants?

    • Doddsoreric

      Doddsoreric

      5 years ago

      That would be awesome, I am getting hard just thinking about it.

      (on a side note I wouldn't need a strap on, Freudian slip there?)

    • casmarie

      casmarie

      5 years ago

      In reply to the_bloke:

      Its obvious that no chick would touch you with even a 10 ft pole in the real world, so what makes you think anyone would want you online?

      And you call yourself a scientist.

    • Jalnor

      Jalnor Teal Ranger

      5 years ago

      Don't you have anything better to do than materialise in threads and be an ass?

    • casmarie

      casmarie

      5 years ago

      A girly boy like you doesn't need me, you have some suitors already.

    • Doddsoreric

      Doddsoreric

      5 years ago

      I hear you have some Scottish in you. No? Would you like some? smiley12.gifsmiley12.gif

    • TheTyper

      TheTyper

      5 years ago

      I'm having trouble understanding your words, you elongate them and make them seem slurred. I recommend you drop whatever it is that's making you sing to Cassie thinking you have a shot with a taken gal like her. You're obviously not being won by her friends, and I think you want to make a great impression on the friends if you want Cassie to like you.

      So the best solution: Leave her alone, she'll love it! Maybe even try to make her jealous! Find another girl.

      Post edited 1/04/10 10:38PM

    • KWierso

      KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      5 years ago

      Hey baby, what's up?

    • casmarie

      casmarie

      5 years ago

      In reply to the_bloke:

      Right, I'm going to fall for some random douchebag I don't even know.